Survey

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [  ]
Programming language you use most often [  ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ ]
Number of programming books you own [ ]
..of which [ ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [  ]
Average year of release of video games you play [   ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [  ]

Scheme
Java
0
5
30
100%
0
1993
36

    Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ Lisp ]
    Programming language you use most often [ Perl ]
    Amount of anime stored in GB [ 0 ]
    Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 3 ]
    Number of programming books you own [ 46 ]
    ..of which [ 99 ] percent is read
    Number of pets you own [ 2 ]
    Average year of release of video games you play [ 1998 ]
    Number of months since you last answered a survey [ ? ]

>>2
Oh, I forgot Serial Experiments Lain, that would be around 3GB then.

    Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ LISP ]
    Programming language you use most often [ C# ]
    Amount of anime stored in GB [ 820 ]
    Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 5 ]
    Number of programming books you own [ 2 ]
    ..of which [ 100% ] percent is read
    Number of pets you own [ 6 ]
    Average year of release of video games you play [ 1996 ]
    Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 3 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ C ]
Programming language you use most often [ C++/C# ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ < 10 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 0 ] - yesterday
Number of programming books you own [ 4 ]
..of which [ 50% ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 1997 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ fucked if i know ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [  ]
Programming language you use most often [ cpp ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 0.2 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 3 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 0 ]
..of which [ 100 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 10 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ infinity ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ PERL ]
 Programming language you use most often [ PERL ] ( lucky me :] )
 Amount of anime stored in GB [ 0 ]
 Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 1 ]
 Number of programming books you own [ 2 ]
 ..of which [ 100 ] percent is read
 Number of pets you own [ 1 ]
 Average year of release of video games you play [ 2008 ]
 Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 1 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [I can find flaws even in languages designed by myself so i consider this metric too subjective, so no language can hold the title ]
Programming language you use most often [JavaScript for web or C elsewhere ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [70 or 130 if considering music videos ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [about 5-7 years ]
Number of programming books you own [I don't read books]
..of which [Reading books destroys forests] percent is read
Number of pets you own [I don't consider enslaving any]
Average year of release of video games you play [ Early nineties since alot of it is emulated console games ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [about 15-20 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ Fjölnir ]
Programming language you use most often [ Haskell ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 100 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 0 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 5 ]
..of which [ 90 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0  ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 2004 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 0 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ Lisp ]
Programming language you use most often [ Lisp ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 500+ ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 3 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 7 ]
..of which [ 100% ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ ? ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 0 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ C ]
Programming language you use most often [ ia32 asm ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 0 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 0 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 6 ]
..of which [ 100/6 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 2000  ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 0 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ Scheme ]
Programming language you use most often [ Python ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ {2,3} ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 0 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 4 ]
..of which [ 100 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 2006, but a final version of DF wasn't released yet ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ >12 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ HASKELL ]
Programming language you use most often [ PHP ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 3-4 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 3 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 5 ]
..of which [ 100 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 5 CHICKENS ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 2003 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 0 ]

There seems to be a correlation between Lisp and anime.

>>15
Yes: intelligent programmers like both.

C, C, 0, 0, 3, 50, 4, 2009 (GTA4 + GT5), 12

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ C ]
Programming language you use most often [ PHP ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ NULL ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 0.001 ]
Number of programming books you own [ K&R, C Exercises, C++ Symphony, DirectX Game Programming, Passion C++ ]
..of which [ 80 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 3 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 2009 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 1 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ Prolog ]
Programming language you use most often [ VHDL ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 0 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 7 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 4 ]
..of which [ 100 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 1997 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 4 ]

What are all these people who don't watch anime doing here?

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ C ]
Programming language you use most often [ C ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 1200 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 5 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 5 ]
..of which [ 50 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 1995 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 0 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [Lisp]
Programming language you use most often [Python]
Amount of anime stored in GB [~4300]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [10? maybe more]
Number of programming books you own [4]
..of which [50] percent is read
Number of pets you own [4]
Average year of release of video games you play [2002]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [0]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ Scheme ]
Programming language you use most often [ BBCode ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 341 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 10+ ]
Number of programming books you own [ 1 ]
..of which [ 100 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 1 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 1993 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 0 ]

Surveys are shit
Another shit survey
My answer is sage

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ they're all shit ]
Programming language you use most often [ C and Python, with great disgust ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 10 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ over 12 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 0 ]
..of which [ NaN ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 0 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ NaN ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ around 2 ]

Programming language you consider THE BEST EVER [ C ]
Programming language you use most often [ Java ]
Amount of anime stored in GB [ 2 ]
Number of years since you last seen real TV [ 0 ]
Number of programming books you own [ 10 ]
..of which [ 50 ] percent is read
Number of pets you own [ 6 ]
Average year of release of video games you play [ 1999 ]
Number of months since you last answered a survey [ 2 ]