/prog/ - Drugs to program on

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 14:44

I duel wield Ativan and Xanax allowing me to reach a point of complete enlightenment and calm when I get errors. also allows for autism

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 14:50

Have you read your ``The Robot and the Baby'' today?
http://www-formal.stanford.edu/jmc/robotandbaby/robotandbaby.html

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 15:12

Alcohol. See obligatory XKCD: http://xkcd.com/323/

Randall, you're just so fucking funny!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 16:36

i hear weed makes programming less annoying

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 17:26

>>3
fuck off faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 18:34

>>4
perhaps you should try smoking it everyday

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 20:36

>>1
DPH
AMPHETAMINES (WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!)
LSD
2-CE

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 20:57

I hate stimulants

you gotta be relaxed, broski

benzodiazepines all the way

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 22:26

I am not hardcore. I drink water and avoid caffeine.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 22:32

>>9
thus why you will forever be an ENTERPRISE programmer

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 22:41

>>10
I'm a businessman with a software consulting company. I personally hack software for fun.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 23:03

>>11
I hax anii for fun

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 23:31

>>5
What's your problem? moot and Randall Munroe are homosexual lovers^[1]

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^{[1] ROFLCon 2008 "Internet Cult Leader", MIT, April 6 2008}

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 23:41

>>1

With meditation you can go into programmer zen for 16 hour intervals, typing and munching on snack foods, going back and forth from compile error dumps to your code, jumping from line to line by directly addressing them and via regex, suspending and resuming processes via control-z and fg, and never moving from the lotus position, while your consciousness stays in a steady and peaceful state, never wearing down, and never deterring to frustration.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-17 23:59

>>14
I don't know how serious you're being, but I know a lot of programmers who practice meditation. Can meditation actually help with programming?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-18 0:21

>>15
Definitely. Meditation and focus will clear your mind and focus your mental power.

Name: FrozenVoid 2011-10-18 2:00

>>15
It can help, but you can't combine debugging and meditation, something that requires external attention or refocusing the point of view is not meditation, attaining state of "flow" is possible but that would be like writing on autopilot. Perhaps you think of writing something inspired by introspection during meditation?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-18 2:42

>>15

Anything that helps you avoid frustration will help with programming. Programming, is just, incredibly frustrating.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-18 10:08

>>15
Anal introspection helps. Buy a dildo with a camera lens on the tip.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-18 13:40

>>1
Enjoy your addiction and dead liver.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-18 14:23

>>20
i'm not addicted how dare you say I'm addicted

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-18 14:30

dub dubs

Drugs to program on

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