If programming languages were
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2011-10-17 0:08
sex toys
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2011-10-17 0:20
then Lisp would be an anal dildo.
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2011-10-17 0:37
Perl would be #5%h*r@&(g!)
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2011-10-17 3:43
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2011-10-17 4:41
PHP would be a glass that shatters in your anus.
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2011-10-17 5:40
Python would be a python
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2011-10-17 6:19
Haskell would be a well trained lust dolphin.
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2011-10-17 6:28
>>7
Speaking of dolphins, I had a very weird and vivid dream involving dolphins the other night. Would you like to hear about it?
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2011-10-17 6:29
Python would be a S&M toys.
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2011-10-17 8:26
Clojure would be an oversized dragon squirt dildo.
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2011-10-17 8:36
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2011-10-17 9:28
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2011-10-17 10:31
Lua would be plain and simply Lube
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2011-10-17 11:29
C++ : vacuum cleaner
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2011-10-17 11:55
Java would be a bondage-rope
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2011-10-17 12:12
C: Real doll
It does everything, but it doesn't help you out and it doesn't promote a healthy sex life or social life.
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2011-10-17 13:08
Prolog would be an icy-hot enema that pushes right down your intestines
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2011-10-17 13:08
java would be a swiming pool filled with half melted butter for you and your BBW harem to grease against each other in
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2011-10-17 13:09
haskell would be castration
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2011-10-17 13:43
? would be an onahole
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2011-10-17 13:47
>>15
Or a week-old cucumber.
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2011-10-17 14:48
c++ wouldn't just be one sex toy.
It'd be a whole bdsm dungeon full of them for you to enjoy.
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2011-10-17 16:31
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2011-10-17 16:39
Common Lisp would be an aurilingus (ear licking) machine.
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2011-10-17 21:35
>22
It'd be a whole BDSM dungeon shoved in your anus at once.
FTFY
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2011-10-17 21:38
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2011-10-18 2:48
javascript would be cheap flimsy bondage rope that just barely holds together, and breaks at the last minute.