Ubuntu 11.10

This shit is unacceptable.  Unity is shit.  GNOME is more crippled than ever (the UI team must be having an internal "most crippled interface" contest).  Xubuntu is dysfunctional.  Should I even bother trying KDE4 or is it still crashing every 20 minutes like last time I checked?

Ubuntu is meant to be good enough for average computer users who need to be social and enjoy rich media experiences.
Go install linux you fucking nerd.