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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 21:44

I am stuck between an internship at a big 4 accounting firm and a large investment firm.

In the accounting firm, I would be pursuing a Information System Auditor. In the other, a Software Developer position.

Can anyone give insight into the two? I've never heard of an I.S. Auditor until now, but I feel like I have no choice but to jump into it if I do not get the software development role.

It seems like B.S., theres no programming from what I read and they want you to eventually attain whats called a CISA certificate...

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 21:49

fuck yourself in the ass

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 22:02

sage

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 22:23

The jews are after me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 23:29

R U DA 99 PERCENT?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 23:49

>>4 What other option is there?
Sit in my room and write random code and
hope to gain experience from only that?

>>5 No

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 5:24

Auditor, it's an easier ride to being a consultant/manager instead of being a code monkey.

But sure, if you enjoy being an autistic code monkey... enjoy your enterprise quality java.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 8:08

>>1
Auditor.  Programming is shit and should be left to autistic slaves such as myself ;_;.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 20:34

>>7
>>8

Interesting, but I see the Jews pay more for programmers than they do Auditors, so i dont know why programming positions get a bad w here.

I saw a state gov't ad offering starting salary I.S. Auditor job for like 47k....for people with at least 4yrs experience!

Starting salary for programmers is around there, and seem significantly higher.

http://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/software-developer-salary-SRCH_KO0,18.htm
http://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/information-system-auditor-salary-SRCH_KO0,26_SDMC.htm

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 21:01

what's a bad w

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 21:43

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK MAH DUBS

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 22:07

>>10
BAD RAP.

Had to check if it was wrap or rap online, and its rap. forgot to finish it

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 2:24

>>9
I work for some Jews, they earned their wings at Apple as mid-tier executives, and they pay me quite well. I imagine I'm in the top few percentile regarding programmer salary. I have a feeling it might be because my name is derived from a Jewish name, although I don't have Jewish ancestery. I hope they don't catch on that I'm not actually Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 5:38

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-15 5:38


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