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Good night, sweet prince

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 21:43

Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie (September 9, 1941 - October 12, 2011)

https://plus.google.com/u/2/101960720994009339267/posts/ENuEDDYfvKP?hl=en

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:23

Have you read your Unix Haters Hanbook today?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:35

>>41
That book is a pile of shit. I especially love how they glorify ``the Right Thing'' yet hate on X Windows.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:37

Attention to all /prog/riders ITT: STOP TROLLING!. Let us mourn for dmr in silence, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:45

>>42
Xwindows is one of the worst abominations produced by Unix. There are just so many things that go wrong with it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:46

>>43
I'm not trolling. It's pure hatred for all unix-like.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:51

>>44
The real abomination is Xlib, a trojan horse given by the Japanese to glorious Occidental programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:55

>>46
XWindows is a DSL for widget manipulation. It's a bad DSL, which duplicates functionality already presented by HTML, which dupcliates functionality presented by Lisp. There are also Java and SWF applets, which can be used for windowing system too.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 10:57

>>47
Oh! And I forgot about PostScript, which also does the same.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 11:02

Who the fuck is this guy? Sounds like a nobody trying to ride the wave of visionaryism Jobs created.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 11:05

>>49
Please respect the deceased, terrible troll.

Name: glenda 2011-10-13 11:08

Sep 9 1941 - Oct 9 2011

9

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 11:16

How do we know he's really dead? This could all just be a troll until I see a body.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 11:35

printf("Goodbye world.\n");

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 11:36

>>51

Cirno did it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 11:37

For how much I hate C, WiB and UNIX, Dennis Ritchie's still a person, and I can't be glad he's dead. Sure, I'll remember him as the person who ruined ,,computers'' for everyone forever.

RIP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 12:32

>>26
I like

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 12:43

>>53
OPTIMISATION

puts("Goodbye, world.");

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 12:45

>>53
OPTIMISATION

puts("Goodbye, world.");

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 12:58

Sadder than the fact that the greatest troll of modern era has died, is the fact that I've heard the news directly from /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 13:54

>>26
stdio.h
int main()
return 0
Fuck off, ``faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 13:55

I applied at Bell Labs but they had no ritchie.

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