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Is it still acceptable to use PHP?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 14:38

And I don't mean acceptable by /prog/'s  bullshit standards. I mean by your average web developer.

Also, is it acceptable by /prog/'s standards?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 20:40

Web Dev here. My whole life is a fucking joke. I tell people I'm a graphics designer because any educated normal person has a fucking clue that websites even have a backend aside from their design.

Every language or framework you 'can' develop a website in is terrible. They're all bad, unorganized, and slow. But that doesn't matter because anyone asking about PHP is an entry level goon and will never be able to run a website on anything more than fucking godaddy one click install. Eat a dick OP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 20:43

>>20
Obviously you've never developed in Perl. Why don't you go back to your meaningless life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 21:00

Use Ruby with some shitty microframework. Like Sinatra.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-13 23:05

And how do any of the "problems" with PHP effect you to such a degree that the language isn't worth using?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 0:35

>>20
Web Dev here. My whole life is a fucking joke.
Yes. Me too. I'm avoiding this trap by writing desktop apps instead whenever the boss fails to explicitly require a web interface. Good thing multiplatform code is easier to write these days.

>>23
Starting with the fact that there are no benefits that make it worth using (lowering the bar to entry by way of tightly coupling code and data is not a benefit) and moving into the security nightmare, widely variable and incompatible runtime configuration (why is this a language issue? Compiled C is more portable by comparison), and mosh-pit of a standard library, the only people it will appeal to are people who haven't seen another programming language.

>>21
I don't believe >>20-san mentioned Perl. I do believe you have something on your shoulder, in your bonnet, or perhaps up your bum.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 1:26

>>24
I don't believe >>20-san mentioned Perl. I do believe you have something on your shoulder, in your bonnet, or perhaps up your bum.
He said anything that you can develop a website in is terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 1:45

>>24
Tightly coupling code and data is dependant upon how you program, you can't blame PHP for that. Personally I use http://codeigniter.com/ as an MVC framework, it makes programming in PHP much more pleasant.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 3:43

>>25
My bad. I take it back. I've written C for the web so I think I just glossed over that.

>>26
PHP is designed to be a content-tightly-coupled-Perl for the web. Rather than using a bandaid framework for a head trauma victim's memory of Perl, you could be using any other language and framework.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 4:25

>>26

sorry, but codeigniter has to be the worst choice.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2011-10-14 5:03

It runs everywhere -- just about every host out there has it.

4chan uses it.

It's not great to program in, but when the alternatives are not as widely available, who cares?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 5:12

i just got a job doing PHP like an hour ago.

sure, i'd rather be working in happs, but you gotta roll with the industry.

my advice: if there's a php job, just take it, it's what most of the industry uses right now and it's not too bad. if nothing else you'll learn how to work in teams and how to work with all the pressures in an office setting.

in your free time you can do whatever you want, you can bet on some framework and put your time in it but if the industry doesn't move there and you're not going to start your own company... it's pretty much wasted time and energy.

go with a company that has some structure: they use some sort of scm, have a bug tracker and defined procedures for how to go through the process of delivering a product, they do QA, etc... don't go to a hippy place where noone really knows who's doing what... you'll get nothing done and get frustrated.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 7:01

PHP is utter shit, has a very bad culture, and knowing it will find you an ok job in 24 hours no matter where you live.
Python is not so good, has a very nice culture, and no jobs whatsoever.
Ruby is really good, still slow as fuck, has an incredibly shitty culture, and well-paid jobs if you're willing to relocate to SF.
Java is shit, culture is shit, Indians.
Comedy Perl, Clojure, and Node.js options.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 7:28

Common Lisp or C with FastCGI.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 7:37

gb2/bombay/

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 9:32

if you're willing to relocate to SF.
I see what you mean.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 21:03

>>34
Consent my anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-14 21:21

I used PHP once and I felt dirty afterwords. I only develop in C.

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