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/prog/'s Steve Jobs is dead thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 20:21

Now we can talk about Objective-C being a killer feature.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 21:01

one less patent troll in earth

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 21:02

This isn't /g/ and it's not Reddit. It's /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 21:04

true. but software patents still suck

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 21:05

sage

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 21:15

>>3
>implying /prog/ isn't /g/ + reddit

anti sage btw

Name: 2011-10-05 21:35

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 22:10

>>6
What are you talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 22:17

1.   
    Steve Jobs has passed away. (apple.com)
    1406 points by patricktomas 2 hours ago | 187 comments
2.   
    Steve Jobs has died (marketwatch.com)
    581 points by byrneseyeview 2 hours ago | 53 comments
3.   
    Bill Gates on Steve Jobs (thegatesnotes.com)
    176 points by hornokplease 1 hour ago | 2 comments
4.   
    Tim Cook: "No words can adequately express our sadness at Steve's death" (arstechnica.com)
    175 points by Toddward 1 hour ago | 2 comments
5.   
    Larry Page on Steve Jobs (google.com)
    113 points by hornokplease 1 hour ago | 4 comments
6.   
    Sergei Brin on Steve Jobs (google.com)
    107 points by nextparadigms 1 hour ago | discuss
7.   
    President Obama on Steve Jobs: "He Changed the Way Each of Us Sees the World" (whitehouse.gov)
    85 points by hornokplease 52 minutes ago | discuss
8.   
    Bill Gates Makes Statement on Steve Jobs (google.com)
    149 points by riskish 1 hour ago | 1 comment
9.   
    Steve Jobs and The Value of Saying No (betabeat.com)
    67 points by cienrak 1 hour ago | 1 comment
10.   
    The 313 Apple patents that list Steven P. Jobs among the group of inventors (nytimes.com)
    93 points by keyle 1 hour ago | 5 comments
11.   
    Apple's stock under Jobs: from $10 to $400 (cnn.com)
    84 points by rblion 1 hour ago | 1 comment
12.   
    Tim Cook's email to Apple employees about Steve's passing (businesswire.com)
    93 points by elmcitylabs 1 hour ago | discuss
13.   
    Statement by Apple’s Board of Directors (businesswire.com)
    152 points by hornokplease 2 hours ago | 3 comments
14.   
    Thanks, Steve (samaltman.com)
    31 points by sama 27 minutes ago | discuss
15.   
    Steve Jobs: 1955–2011 (marco.org)
    49 points by rockarage 1 hour ago | discuss
16.   
    BBC's obituary for Steve Jobs (bbc.co.uk)
    72 points by neilbowers 1 hour ago | 2 comments
17.   
    Bill Gates: "I Will Miss Steve Immensely" (allthingsd.com)
    90 points by Flemlord 1 hour ago | 3 comments
18.   
    "The way Steve Jobs described the computer—as a bicycle for the mind" (createdigitalmusic.com)
    58 points by BSeward 1 hour ago | 1 comment
19.   
    Thank You, Steve (laktek.com)
    35 points by laktek 1 hour ago | discuss
20.   
    Daring Fireball: Steve Jobs Dies (daringfireball.net)
    39 points by solipsist 55 minutes ago | 1 comment
21.   
    Barack Obama On Steve Jobs (allthingsd.com)
    20 points by azal 41 minutes ago | discuss
22.   
    Steve Jobs Stanford Commencement Address: Death Is The Destination We All Share (immaturebusiness.com)
    25 points by nycruz 1 hour ago | discuss
23.   
    Google's Steve Jobs tribute (google.com)
    14 points by sahillavingia 21 minutes ago | discuss
24.   
    Steve Jobs: Thank you for the dream (dallarosa.tumblr.com)
    31 points by DallaRosa 1 hour ago | discuss
25.   
    Sean Parker's Email to Daniek Ek of Spotify (scribd.com)
    191 points by olivercameron 5 hours ago | 82 comments
26.   
    Larry Page on Steve Jobs (google.com)
    24 points by maxwin 1 hour ago | discuss
27.   
    Steve Jobs (cringely.com)
    30 points by evo_9 1 hour ago | 2 comments
28.   
    Obituary: Steve Jobs (economist.com)
    13 points by krosaen 26 minutes ago | discuss
29.   
    Why Startup Hubs Work (paulgraham.com)
    201 points by anateus 6 hours ago | 80 comments
30.   
    The Steve Jobs I Knew (allthingsd.com)
    7 points by Vexenon 10 minutes ago | discuss

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-06 0:35

From macrumours

As it turned out, I had an apple candle on hand--that is, a candle in a holder shaped like an apple. It was meant to be. So I went to 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica. There were already some white roses. I set down my purple flowers, lit the apple candle and that became the memorial.

Several news reporters were there asking us how we felt, why Apple, and what we thought Steve Jobs had done and meant. Other people came by leaving some flowers, other candles. One woman stopped with her son and cried; another girl stood by looking devastated. Most apt, I think, was the guy with the skateboard who took his earbuds out of his phone and set them down with the candles and flowers.

Faggots.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-06 2:08

From macrumours

I’ve lost loved ones and acquaintances, coworkers and pets. But I’ve never lost a hero.

Most heroes were gone before they reached that status.

We never met, but I know that Steve and I loved many of the same things. That was our common ground. But we were not equals. I loved and used the things we loved. He imagined them, engineered them, and built them for me.

I don’t know if he knew how I thought and organized, or if he taught me how to think and organize. I think it was the latter. It just clicked. It just worked for me.

My modest successes are linked to the tools that he provided. It's hard to imagine work- and life- without those tools.

It's hard to imagine the magnitude of this loss.

Thanks, Steve.

He imagined them, engineered them, and built them for me
He imagined them, engineered them, and built them for me
He imagined them, engineered them, and built them for me
He imagined them, engineered them, and built them for me
He imagined them, engineered them, and built them for me
He imagined them, engineered them, and built them for me
Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 2:23

Not /prog/ related, GTFO.

Name: AUTISM DETECTOR 2011-10-06 2:38

>>12
[code]Autism detected in sector >>12 p/code]

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 2:38

well fuck
Autism detected in sector >>12

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 2:54

I visited the STEVE JOBS house vigil around 10pm. Some guy in a coat asked my friend if he wanted to say a few words. There were some flowers and a lot of asians.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 2:57

RID

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 3:17

NExT

Name: xXxLiNkInPaRkFan69xXx !Qb183r1z9U 2011-10-06 3:29

jobs took credit for a lot of wozniak's work

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 3:49

>>15
VIP QUALITY!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 5:40

All of NeXTSTEP and Apple's so-called ``innovative technologies'' were already known by Lisp machines and tablet computers designers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 6:34

[4:20] /prog/'s Steve Jobs is dead thread
nice 420 get

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 6:50

>>20
Sure they were, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 7:34

After Steve jobs passed away, the attorney and family gathered to read the will.  It stated: "iMac, iPod, iPhone, iDied."

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 7:35

Pancreatic cancer - guess there's not an app for that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 7:44

Pancreatic cancer - guess there's not an app for that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 8:12

>>21
smoke weed everyday
it makes /prog/ less annoying

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 8:27

>>23

Fuck you, i loled and now i'm going to hell

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 8:35

no one cares, fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 9:26

Think he shit himself when he died?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 10:11

if steve jobs were dead then he would be steve loss

Name: HAXUS THE SAGE 2011-10-06 11:41

Not [spoiler]/prog/[/related], GTFO!

Name: HAXUS THE BBCODE FAILURE 2011-10-06 11:42

Not /prog/ related, GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 11:45

<--- CHECK MY MOTHERFUCKING iDUBS

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 11:46

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: HAXUS THE SAGE 2011-10-06 11:47

>>33
No one fucking cares. Go eat a bowl of dicks, fuck face. Also GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 13:14

Jobs died of imperative AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 13:15

>>35
polecat kebabs

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 15:25

>>34
u think ur though huh?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 17:50

Name: HAXUS THE SAGE 2011-10-06 17:59

Not /prog/ related. GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 18:07

>>40
Back to Reddit, PLEASE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 18:07

I think he just froze his brain. Or the whole body, who knows.

We are only 50 or 40 years away of inmortality, with mother cells and nanomachines.

With all that money, he could do it....

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 18:32

>>42
citation?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 18:59

>>43
Back to Wikipedia please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 21:28

Why would anyone wish to be immortal if they knew someday, /prog/ would die?

Name: HAXUS THE SAGE 2011-10-07 0:07

Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!

Name: HAXUS THE SAGE 2011-10-07 0:29

Not /prog/ related. GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 11:21

Rest in piece

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 11:47

Gracias por todo Esteban Trabajos

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 11:48

>>49
Maricon, chupale la verga ahora

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 11:53

>>50
¡Chinga tú madre, puto!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 12:28

>>51
草泥马

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 13:20

Steve Jobs, the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool,
designed to sever fools from their freedom, has died.

As Chicago Mayor Harold Washington said of the corrupt former
Mayor Daley, "I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone."
Nobody deserves to have to die - not Jobs, not Mr. Bill, not even
people guilty of bigger evils than theirs. But we all deserve the
end of Jobs' malign influence on people's computing.

http://stallman.org/archives/2011-jul-oct.html#06_October_2011_(Steve_Jobs)

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 14:29

>>52
wtf is this gook shit

take your moonrunes back to /lang/, you subhuman cross-breeding scum

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 14:31

>>53
There is always something scary behind Stallman. Or maybe he just loves to act a little evil?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 17:27

>>55
Or maybe he just tells it like it is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-07 18:03

>>55
It's not evil to desire the end of evil actions. What Steve Jobs did was offer computer prisons to people. RMS didn't want Jobs dead, he wanted Jobs to stop being evil.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 1:53

They took our Jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 2:46

[quote]steve jobs[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 3:18

>>57
I dont want your death, I want you to stop being "evil". -- sounds like a psychotic maniac's line from a grindhouse movie.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 3:23

>>60
How so?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 3:29

>>61
Lookup taglines at IMDB. There are many in the style of "He doesn't want your death, he just wants your body"

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 3:35

>>62
How could that be comparable if RMS didn't want Jobs dead? He never made such implications at all. He wanted Jobs to stop distributing proprietary software and advocating the user treasonous computer while Jobs was still alive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 3:52

>>63
How could that be comparable if evil martian didn't want you dead? He never made such implications at all. He wanted your body and laid eggs inside your brain while you was still alive.

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