Steve Jobs is dead

How does /prog/ feel about this?

I feel         

saged

They will cremate him and sell clumps of ashes as a new Apple product:as expected it will have a huge demand.

Jobs defaced Lisp with his Dylan and advanced worse-is-better Unix crap. Hope Torvalds dies next from some gay-ass AIDS. It's a God's punishment.

>>5
1/10 poorly trolled, son. Poor indeed

WOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!

>>7
I heard the news when I woke up. I immediately went to /g/ and started reading all the jokes about it, and skinned up a reefer in celebration. I also put on this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vXR5gjRMPk

when Wozniak dies, I'll pour out a forty for him. But fuck Jobs.

Im not into apple stuff, but was quite shocked.. This may be the downfall of apple.

Question:
Who's _now_ gonna make n00b-friendly stuff at inflated prices?

Which Common Lisp implementation has the cutest name? For me, it's Star Sapphire.

>>10
Shit, I forgot;
"_proprietary_ n00b-friendly stuff at inflated prices"

Good, maybe now everyone can concentrate on making computers suck more again.

>>1
Mixed feelings:

● 25% I don't care because he was a businessman and led a revolution that turned computers into toy appliances and vending machines at businesses' service.

● 25% sorry because I think he was an intelligent, skilled person who excelled at what he did, whatever it was, even if it was about turning your computer into a vending machine - he would come up with a great looking, refined, well-rounded one.

● 25% somewhat sorry because he brought computers to the masses and made very popular, successful products for retards. Retards should have the right to use computers too.

● 25% sorry because my Android phone is amazing thanks to him.

>>14
So, overall, I'm sorry to see him go. It's not that I love a businessman, but I'd rather have every other fortune 500 CEO get cancer and die before a visionary vegan did.

Not /prog/ related. GTFO!

>>16
Back to Reddit, PLEASE!

>>14
● 25% sorry because my Android phone is amazing thanks to him.
I feel sort of the same way. Although much of what Apple has pioneered are superficial status symbols that nobody really needs, having a phone with Google Maps on it has saved my ass many times, and I acknowledge that I have Steve Jobs to thank for it.

He knew the tricks of the trade, but if you took that away, the man was a piece of shit.

>>15
You know who's alive?  Meg Shitman.

>>17
Not /prog/ related. GTFO!

Not /prog/ related. GTFO!