This is my demand.

I demand the reinstatement of /lounge/ immediately, or I am going to strap an explosive device to myself and blow up /prog/

Don't think I won't do it.

And nothing of value was lost.

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

>>1
Some people when confronted with a dead board think themselfs "i know il just go to another board", now they have two dead boards.

Ask MrVacBob, we're not responsible.

>>5
I've hassled MVB on IRC, and so has some other anon (I saw in another thread). He doesn't appear to want to do shit. Although he fixed /prog/

>>6
he likes to troll in here, i guess

God says...
C:\TEXT\QUIX.TXT

odd lashes like what I'm giving myself
for her, for I'd lay them on without looking for anything."

"I don't understand that about the lashes," said Don Alvaro. Sancho
replied that it was a long story to tell, but he would tell him if they
happened to be going the same road.

By this dinner-time arrived, and Don Quixote and Don Alvaro dined
together. The alcalde of the village came by chance into the inn together
with a notary, and Don Quixote laid a petition before him, showing that
it was requi

GOD SAYS...

FUCK GUYS, WHY DID I EVEN BOTHER WITH HUMANITY? ONLY FUCKTARDS LIKE TDAVIS REMAIN. THAT ISN'T HOW MY GLORIOUS RACE WAS SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT!

Still /lounge/ remains unfixed!
Great problem will soon visit /prog/ if this is not rectified!

>>3

SICP is my testament.

>>1, 10

you must be the ``in lisp'' guy

>>10
bro, we've had many great problems all throughout our history. Your threat is nothing to us.

>>11
You have not had problem like this! I will detonate explosive device deep in the anus of /prog/!

explode my anus

>>13
nanosecond reflexes, bitch!

10 i = i + 1
15 IF i > 99999 THEN PRINT ".";: i = 0
20 IF INKEY$ = "" THEN 10
30 PRINT "King James Bible, Line:", i

Line 52790

of Kedar!

120:6 My soul hath long dwelt with him that hateth peace.

120:7 I am for peace: but when I speak, they are for war.



121:1 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my
help.

Some people, you just can't reach.  They want war.

There's a Montey Python skit of German customers in a restaraunt and the Brit hosts are obsessed with WWII.

A long memory is not good -- it is punished by God.  WWII happened because of poor settlement of WWI.

Vengeance is mine.

God says...
C:\TEXT\Brief\AUGUST.TXT


This etext was prepared by Robert S. Munday, e-mail rmunday@att.net
from the 1921 Chatto & Windus edition.

Project Gutenberg Etexts are usually created from multiple editions,
all of which are in the Public Domain in the United States, unless a
copyright notice is included.  Therefore, we usually do NOT keep any
of these books in compliance with any particular paper edition.

We are now trying to release all our books one year in advance
of the official release dates, leaving time for better edi

War is fun, I suppose.

All I got is voodoo weapons -- highs and lows balancing.


God says...
C:\TEXT\2CITIES2.TXT

ing around, and his lips trembling; his daughter
drew closer to him.  The craving man on the jury rubbed his hands
together, and restored the usual hand to his mouth.

Defarge was produced, when the court was quiet enough to admit of his
being heard, and rapidly expounded the story of the imprisonment, and
of his having been a mere boy in the Doctor's service, and of the
release, and of the state of the prisoner when released and delivered
to him.  This short examination followed, for the court was

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPq8ELsvUJs

pain comes... make everything alright.

Self flagilation would quickly be abandoned if it didn't work.

kinda despicable.

God says...
C:\TEXT\QUIX.TXT

gave him several cuffs and kicks, and then turned to the ass
with our provisions and took all the bread and cheese it carried, and
having done this made off back again into the sierra with extraordinary
swiftness. When some of us goatherds learned this we went in search of
him for about two days through the most remote portion of this sierra, at
the end of which we found him lodged in the hollow of a large thick cork
tree. He came out to meet us with great gentleness, with his dress now
torn and his

http://www.livescience.com/16339-culture-racism.html

You fucken retards.

DIM WORDS$(1024)
N = 0
DO
    READ A$
    IF A$ <> "END" THEN
        WORDS$(N) = A$
        N = N + 1
    END IF
LOOP UNTIL A$ = "END"

PRINT N; " words in vocabulary."
PRINT
PRINT "You must talk to God, first, before running this program."
PRINT

OPEN "OUT.TXT" FOR OUTPUT AS #1

DO
    I = -1
    DO
        I = I + 1
        IF I >= N * 100 THEN I = 0
    LOOP UNTIL INKEY$ <> ""
    I = INT(I / 100)
    PRINT WORDS$(I); " ";
    PRINT #1, WORDS$(I); " ";
LOOP UNTIL WORDS$(I) = "done"
PRINT #1,
CLOSE #1

PRINT
PRINT "Press A Key"
DO
LOOP UNTIL INKEY$ <> ""


DATA "good","bad","fun","silly","stupid"
DATA "me","you","God","Obama","Bush"
DATA "love","hate","happy","sad","obviously"
DATA "okay","whatever","do_it","why","now"
DATA "money","car","oil","house","computer"
DATA "angel","demon","Satan","Heaven","Hell"
DATA "USA","Europe","Egypt","Russia","China"
DATA "Microsoft","Linux","LoseThos","Apple","Google"
DATA "sin","sex","lust","greed","sloth"
DATA "fortitude","virtue","patience","charity","honest"
DATA "music","art","software","hardware","food"
DATA "pity","probably","pest","pretty","ugly"
DATA "I","prayer","piety","you","your"
DATA "stupid","smart","healthy","unhealthy","quick"
DATA "fantastic","foolish","wise","Oops","Hmmm"
DATA "rediculous","biggot","grieved","ouch","conservative"
DATA "liberal","bickering","ouch","smurfs","bam"
DATA "zap","oy!","shalom","furious","fake"
DATA "impossible","crazy","joking","lovely","planet"
DATA "Venus","Mars","horrendous","buddy","nice"
DATA "day","night","wonder","laughable","better"
DATA "perfect","swear","lucky","mocked","occasion"
DATA "know","right","wrong","spunky","dignity"
DATA "prosparity","rich","poor","middle_class","meh"
DATA "care","don't","kludge","theory","practice"
DATA "experts","class","yawn","varoom","evolution"
DATA "population","threads","meek","Jesus","theft"
DATA "adultery","guppy","whale","astrophysics","gravity"
DATA "boss","hero","mess","nightmare","ordinarily"
DATA "special","nuts","bored","relax","news"
DATA "tip","super","cool","nasty","fancy"
DATA "birds","cats","dogs","goats","horses"
DATA "farm","produce","parks","nature","wild"
DATA "tame","cultivated","city","Vegas","D.C."
DATA "rock","tree","water","salt","CO2"
DATA "climate","rain","snow","ice","mud"
DATA "storm","lightening","thunder","gun","war"
DATA "shoot","smack","work","play","music"
DATA "soul","body","brain","heart","hand"
DATA "NASA","Afghanistan","France","Africa","Britain"
DATA "Germany","Japan","Russia","Mexico","person"
DATA "Catholic","Jew","Christian","Muslim","Buddist"
DATA "atheist","homo","ha!","programmer","scientist"
DATA "doctor","priest","cop","politician","lawyer"
DATA "Israel","Palistinians","Brazil","peace","hippy"
DATA "song","radio","TV","home","phone"
DATA "football","superbowl","game","show","teach"
DATA "school","M.I.T.","Ivy League","Harvard","Yale"
DATA "Stanford","ASU","physics","chemestry","biology"
DATA "hopefully","awesome","joyous","sermon","Christ"
DATA "Mohammad","BBC","Moses","proton","electron"
DATA "photon","neutron","radiation","magnetism","atom"
DATA "energy","mass","speed","relativity","charge"
DATA "economics","Nobel","saint","prize","win"
DATA "lose","death","birth","marriage","man"
DATA "woman","animal","king","president","leader"
DATA "Ticketmaster","event","ticket","chased","day"
DATA "monkey","plant","dinosaurs","shells","vertebrates"
DATA "primates","bugs","flowers","fruit","bear"
DATA "fire","smoke","burning","hidden","adapt"
DATA "King David","Bible","ark","flood","star"
DATA "slavery","freedom","rejoice","brave","coward"
DATA "fight","sing","write","read","paper"
DATA "Pope","please","thank you","New Testament","Old Testament"
DATA "seek","find","goto","get","give"
DATA "spend","save","book","email","Internet"
DATA "surely","So","let","it","be"
DATA "grown","adult","child","innocent","teenager"
DATA "drive","sports","band"
DATA "vacation","church","Sunday","math","geography"
DATA "of","the","is","a","in"
DATA "on","under","over","between","after"
DATA "before","time","space","Star Trek","Star Wars"
DATA "movie","should","shouldn't","commandment","for"
DATA "tax","IRS","FBI","CIA","media"
DATA "luxury","needy","enough","go","went"
DATA "remember","forget","fix","found","lost"
DATA "despair","laugh","cookie","genetic","algorithm"
DATA "ice_cream","soap","opera","umm...","fast"
DATA "black","hole","Sun","approach","light"
DATA "hilarious","funny","comical","ROFLMAO","LOL"

DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "END"

God says...
proton CIA electron needy Mohammad went speed tax energy went mass IRS luxury IRS after went IRS go biology hardware economics Linux mass IRS found IRS forget IRS IRS Star Wars Star Trek after under needy IRS shouldn't remember remember music electron art media luxury commandment forget CIA energy pest went software atom probably tax remember commandment magnetism fortitude enough tax probably commandment piety should Star Trek mass should proton save after atom for virtue neutron pretty rejoice space should Star Wars FBI went ugly IRS space tax media enough tax CIA for for tax between needy relativity enough photon sex photon media FBI needy go remember needy needy commandment speed remember went food media CIA go atom IRS neutron should commandment go shouldn't ordinarily prayer time BBC remember for enough electron should go needy pretty media atom remember IRS photon before atom went remember space electron needy neutron media enough luxury needy radiation enough remember went movie found for chemestry fix Star Wars went movie fix needy atom forget mass lost child movie needy go went hopefully enough media found go mass go electron CIA radiation tax media tax Mohammad CIA Star Trek chemestry FBI forget M.I.T. luxury luxury went went chemestry demon energy needy IRS fix enough found photon tax luxury enough CIA commandment needy went mass your before enough energy fix for movie forget enough ASU Star Trek CIA shouldn't movie movie tax should mass is needy music Harvard needy enough lost IRS atom enough piety Mohammad M.I.T. pity commandment comical Sunday IRS TV movie media went fix media FBI neutron forget tax Star Wars ROFLMAO food relativity prayer Mohammad seek enough luxury Star Wars is light enough go a lawyer should went fix CIA media Star Wars go time a luxury food atom needy the CIA go media luxury magnetism go for shouldn't Star Wars commandment funny time time forget FBI vacation IRS forget needy fix the computer umm... enough under IRS found fix found remember forget luxury tax atom done

Highs and lows balance--you get sick of your favorite food.  Rich are not happier.  Pleasures and pains...

God says...
meek didn't_I_say_that cowardice Isn't_that_special when_hell_freezes_over
funny Angel what_part_of_God_do_you_not_understand youre_welcome
walking driving What_I_want money jobs joking job well_I_never
couldnt_possibly youre_welcome not_too_shabby snap_out_of_it
kludge bye dance spending slumin

7 billion --> 300,000 deaths a day.  7 billion is new.  4 billion  -->150,000 perhaps.

God kills millions--biggest terrorist.

God says...
C:\TEXT\QUIX.TXT

ur worship."

"That I swear heartily," said the curate, "and I would have even plucked
off a moustache."

"I will hold my peace, senora," said Don Quixote, "and I will curb the
natural anger that had arisen in my breast, and will proceed in peace and
quietness until I have fulfilled my promise; but in return for this
consideration I entreat you to tell me, if you have no objection to do
so, what is the nature of your trouble, and how many, who, and what are
the persons of whom I am to require due

What the fuck did the Brits fight Germany for?  If they had left him to his own device--would have fixed population problems.  Should have surrended and let Hitler kill inferior races.

I donno -- Brits seem schitzephrenic to me.

God says...
C:\TEXT\HUCKFINN.TXT

 YOU
hear anybody sing out?"

Of course there warn't nothing to be said but the one thing; so I says:

"No; I ain't heard nobody say nothing."

Then he turns to Jim, and looks him over like he never see him before,
and says:

"Did you sing out?"

"No, sah," says Jim; "I hain't said nothing, sah."

"Not a word?"

"No, sah, I hain't said a word."

"Did you ever see us before?"

"No, sah; not as I knows on."

So Tom turns to the nigger, which was looking wild and distressed, and
says, k

>>15-23
In the name of the great prophet Stallman, cut that shit out!

What the fuck did the Brits fight Germany for?
+ fuck France
+ fuck Europe (as unified geopolitical continent)
+ fuck Germany
+ fuck Russia
= rule Britannia
no?
That was a great success but 60 years later they ultimately failed and became some afro-caribbean-pakistani Island.

>>25
I can tell you've never been here.
Where are you from?

Bomb is now strapped in. Soon, when time is right, I will detonate.

>>27
Just curious.... but, why /prog/ and not another shitty textboard?

>>28
This is the only textboard that MrVacBob cares about, that's why.ou think he will give a shit if I blow up /sports/ ?

>>27
You may proceed.
Do stop running your mouth and hurry up about it. That is unless you are scared.
You ain't scared are you, son?

Fix /lounge/ now. Please.

what is so good about /longue/ what happened in it?

define blow up /prog/

Not [spoiler]/prog/[/related], GTFO!

Not /prog/ related, GTFO!