/prog/ - What if programming languages were...

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 9:06

nations

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 9:10

if nations were Touhous

Name: xXxLiNkInPaRkFan69xXx !Qb183r1z9U 2011-10-01 9:26

HTML would be Japan becos its so awesome xD

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 9:29

java would be america

lisp would be zion

python would be iraq

prolog would be a termite colony

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 10:22

PHP would be Brazil. Definitely.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 10:49

>>4
america is not a country

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 10:52

>>3
...and html is not a programming language

so america is HTML

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 11:09

lisp would be shitland

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 13:01

Haskell would be united federation of planets.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 14:03

What if programming languages were programming languages.

C++ would be Pascal

Perl would be brainfuck

Java would be awk

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 14:22

>>8

lisp would be a peaceful but weak, misunderstood alien nation, riddled with genetic deformities.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 15:05

they would all be america because 3rd world countries dont have computers

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 16:59

>>8

What's wrong with Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 17:06

>>13
SICP

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 17:17

What if programming languages were penises?

Assembly would be a soft shôta penis.
C would be an average penis.
C++ would be a disgusting huge smelly black dick.
Scheme would have his pubic hair trimmed and his piss would taste like apple juice (note that its body isn't diabetic).
Perl would be a futa's spiral-shaped penis.
PHP would be a normalfag's disgusting dick, full of smegma and even more loathsome than C++.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 19:03

>>15
More of this

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 20:34

>>16
fuck off

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