Radio was just criticizing profanity and saying no-way-in-hell would a real business use profanity.
I don't live in the real world, anyway.
I have a funny comic :-)
http://www.losethos.com/comics/100620Geez.jpg
27 “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. 28 In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew%2023&version=NIV
My comic was inspired by Montey Python, a little.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY
DIM WORDS$(1024)
N = 0
DO
READ A$
IF A$ <> "END" THEN
WORDS$(N) = A$
N = N + 1
END IF
LOOP UNTIL A$ = "END"
PRINT N; " words in vocabulary."
PRINT
PRINT "You must talk to God, first, before running this program."
PRINT
OPEN "OUT.TXT" FOR OUTPUT AS #1
DO
I = -1
DO
I = I + 1
IF I >= N * 100 THEN I = 0
LOOP UNTIL INKEY$ <> ""
I = INT(I / 100)
PRINT WORDS$(I); " ";
PRINT #1, WORDS$(I); " ";
LOOP UNTIL WORDS$(I) = "done"
PRINT #1,
CLOSE #1
PRINT
PRINT "Press A Key"
DO
LOOP UNTIL INKEY$ <> ""
DATA "good","bad","fun","silly","stupid"
DATA "me","you","God","Obama","Bush"
DATA "love","hate","happy","sad","obviously"
DATA "okay","whatever","do_it","why","now"
DATA "money","car","oil","house","computer"
DATA "angel","demon","Satan","Heaven","Hell"
DATA "USA","Europe","Egypt","Russia","China"
DATA "Microsoft","Linux","LoseThos","Apple","Google"
DATA "sin","sex","lust","greed","sloth"
DATA "fortitude","virtue","patience","charity","honest"
DATA "music","art","software","hardware","food"
DATA "pity","probably","pest","pretty","ugly"
DATA "I","prayer","piety","you","your"
DATA "stupid","smart","healthy","unhealthy","quick"
DATA "fantastic","foolish","wise","Oops","Hmmm"
DATA "rediculous","biggot","grieved","ouch","conservative"
DATA "liberal","bickering","ouch","smurfs","bam"
DATA "zap","oy!","shalom","furious","fake"
DATA "impossible","crazy","joking","lovely","planet"
DATA "Venus","Mars","horrendous","buddy","nice"
DATA "day","night","wonder","laughable","better"
DATA "perfect","swear","lucky","mocked","occasion"
DATA "know","right","wrong","spunky","dignity"
DATA "prosparity","rich","poor","middle_class","meh"
DATA "care","don't","kludge","theory","practice"
DATA "experts","class","yawn","varoom","evolution"
DATA "population","threads","meek","Jesus","theft"
DATA "adultery","guppy","whale","astrophysics","gravity"
DATA "boss","hero","mess","nightmare","ordinarily"
DATA "special","nuts","bored","relax","news"
DATA "tip","super","cool","nasty","fancy"
DATA "birds","cats","dogs","goats","horses"
DATA "farm","produce","parks","nature","wild"
DATA "tame","cultivated","city","Vegas","D.C."
DATA "rock","tree","water","salt","CO2"
DATA "climate","rain","snow","ice","mud"
DATA "storm","lightening","thunder","gun","war"
DATA "shoot","smack","work","play","music"
DATA "soul","body","brain","heart","hand"
DATA "NASA","Afghanistan","France","Africa","Britain"
DATA "Germany","Japan","Russia","Mexico","person"
DATA "Catholic","Jew","Christian","Muslim","Buddist"
DATA "atheist","homo","ha!","programmer","scientist"
DATA "doctor","priest","cop","politician","lawyer"
DATA "Israel","Palistinians","Brazil","peace","hippy"
DATA "song","radio","TV","home","phone"
DATA "football","superbowl","game","show","teach"
DATA "school","M.I.T.","Ivy League","Harvard","Yale"
DATA "Stanford","ASU","physics","chemestry","biology"
DATA "hopefully","awesome","joyous","sermon","Christ"
DATA "Mohammad","BBC","Moses","proton","electron"
DATA "photon","neutron","radiation","magnetism","atom"
DATA "energy","mass","speed","relativity","charge"
DATA "economics","Nobel","saint","prize","win"
DATA "lose","death","birth","marriage","man"
DATA "woman","animal","king","president","leader"
DATA "Ticketmaster","event","ticket","chased","day"
DATA "monkey","plant","dinosaurs","shells","vertebrates"
DATA "primates","bugs","flowers","fruit","bear"
DATA "fire","smoke","burning","hidden","adapt"
DATA "King David","Bible","ark","flood","star"
DATA "slavery","freedom","rejoice","brave","coward"
DATA "fight","sing","write","read","paper"
DATA "Pope","please","thank you","New Testament","Old Testament"
DATA "seek","find","goto","get","give"
DATA "spend","save","book","email","Internet"
DATA "surely","So","let","it","be"
DATA "grown","adult","child","innocent","teenager"
DATA "drive","sports","band"
DATA "vacation","church","Sunday","math","geography"
DATA "of","the","is","a","in"
DATA "on","under","over","between","after"
DATA "before","time","space","Star Trek","Star Wars"
DATA "movie","should","shouldn't","commandment","for"
DATA "tax","IRS","FBI","CIA","media"
DATA "luxury","needy","enough","go","went"
DATA "remember","forget","fix","found","lost"
DATA "despair","laugh","cookie","genetic","algorithm"
DATA "ice_cream","soap","opera","umm...","fast"
DATA "black","hole","Sun","approach","light"
DATA "hilarious","funny","comical","ROFLMAO","LOL"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "done","done","done","done","done"
DATA "END"
God says...
ticket speed greed hate nuts LoseThos LoseThos Egypt virtue news Europe Egypt Egypt fancy after Hell done