Language Engines

Currently i have a 'potentially compressive' word store...
I see a few people here have something perhaps a bit further along... theirs can chain random words in a pseudo-sensical manner...

How to go one better?

Perhaps wildcard'ed sentence storage..?

eg. "the *(noun) was very *(adjective)"
with a known examples list?

Bear | Large
Cat | Sleepy
Dog | Lazy
Fox | Quick
etc etc...

...English grammar parsing?

eg. "*(det) *(noun) *(det?) *(adj?) *(adj)"
=( i need better english skills

heeheehee ... =)

http://dev.null.org/dadaengine/

I was in Japan, but it didn't really seem like Japan because there were too many white people. The people I interacted with in the dream were all caucasian at least. The Asians were just the background people, like extras in a movie. Anyways I was walking through some sort of mall. The stores were interconnected so you walk through a door and you're in the next store. I seemed to have a set destination in mind, since I wasn't browsing any of the stores and was weaving through them all. I accidentally bump into a Japanese lady and mutter something and rush off, realizing I'm in Japan and don't actually know how to apologize. So, naturally I ask twitter.

Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.