Real /prog/ survey

1) At what age you started programming
2) At what age you became a ninja

1) 14
2) 18 (i actually joined a Bukinkan school at 18)

I'm 33 now.

1) 14
2) 18 (i actually joined a Bujinkan school at 18)

I'm 33 now.

1) 19
2) 19

I'm a ninja coder.

1) 14
2) 88

1) 14
2) 18
Though I fear my definition of a ninja is different than yours, OP.

>>2,3
That's cool. Was it fun? Did you learn any cool ninja jutsu?

1) not applicable; I don't program
2) not applicable; I am not a ninja

>>5
wpww

1) 8. In sepples.
2) Go suck the sussman's cock, pirates are better.

>>8
pirates are better.
No

1) NaN
2) 0xFF

>>6

Indeed... MMA fans hate it because is not real, but i used it once in a fight (two guys against me). Also, is fun and painful to practice.

What else could you ask?

10
virgin

God says...
C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

e man's name with whom I wrought to day is Boaz.

2:20 And Naomi said unto her daughter in law, Blessed be he of the
LORD, who hath not left off his kindness to the living and to the
dead. And Naomi said unto her, The man is near of kin unto us, one of
our next kinsmen.

2:21 And Ruth the Moabitess said, He said unto me also, Thou shalt
keep fast by my young men, until they have ended all my harvest.

2:22 And Naomi said unto Ruth her daughter in law, It is good, my
daughter, that thou go out wi

When was the first time you killed someone?  ROFLMAO

What's gonna happen in the future with all the stuff that's on-line in people's backgrounds.  Bible says more hope for a fool than one who can't keep his mouth shut.  I'll bet you could win a presidential election if you kept your mouth shut from birth to 45, because everybody's got shit.   Na it's rigged.

Watch it people, this question goes in your CIA file.  You'll be extorted down the road if you're not a nobody.

You see how easy it was for them to get you to talk.  They're not stupid.

http://www.noob.us/humor/the-office-dwight-faces-nerd-torture-of-the-highest-form/

Guarenteed the bad guys are waiting in places promising privacy.  The CIA is lazy -- criminals come to the CIA, they don't have to look for them.

Oh well.  God sees.  God is just.  Half a dozen one way and six the other.

God says...
C:\TEXT\QUIX.TXT

ck, of
grief I believe, and so the day we were going away I could not see him to
take farewell of him, were it only with the eyes. But after we had been
two days on the road, on entering the posada of a village a day's journey
from this, I saw him at the inn door in the dress of a muleteer, and so
well disguised, that if I did not carry his image graven on my heart it
would have been impossible for me to recognise him. But I knew him, and I
was surprised, and glad; he watched me, unsuspected by my f

I told bush secrets in a wide-eyed truth-obviously-is-the-best-policy-for-God-related_events  then the fucker never let me hear the end of it.  They are God damn scum.

God says...
C:\TEXT\YANKEE.TXT

feel; we just feel.

My expedition was all the talk that day and that night, and the
boys were very good to me, and made much of me, and seemed to have
forgotten their vexation and disappointment, and come to be as
anxious for me to hive those ogres and set those ripe old virgins
loose as if it were themselves that had the contract.  Well, they
_were_ good children--but just children, that is all.  And they
gave me no end of points about how to scout for giants, and how
to scoop them in; and they

When you get puppeted down to the microsecond, you'll know who to fear and not fear.

10 i = i + 1
15 IF i > 99999 THEN PRINT ".";: i = 0
20 IF INKEY$ = "" THEN 10
30 PRINT "King James Bible, Line:", i

Line: 28773

house.

19:31 And Barzillai the Gileadite came down from Rogelim, and went
over Jordan with the king, to conduct him over Jordan.

19:32 Now Barzillai was a very aged man, even fourscore years old: and
he had provided the king of sustenance while he lay at Mahanaim; for
he was a very great man.

19:33 And the king said unto Barzillai, Come thou over with me, and I
will feed thee with me in Jerusalem.

No, I don't want latins on my team.

Fucker God.

God says...
C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

aid, Surely the LORD
is in this place; and I knew it not.

28:17 And he was afraid, and said, How dreadful is this place! this is
none other but the house of God, and this is the gate of heaven.

28:18 And Jacob rose up early in the morning, and took the stone that
he had put for his pillows, and set it up for a pillar, and poured oil
upon the top of it.

28:19 And he called the name of that place Bethel: but the name of
that city was called Luz at the first.

28:20 And Jacob vowed a vow, sayi

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I don't want a team.  I just want lulz.

so... I'm going to lead all the latins and catholics... and what... attack america?  What?  Steal oil?  I did have catholic loyalties but there is no plan that makes any sort of sense!  I like white people better!  Now, I'm not Catholic.

I like to point-out how just the world is.  Sometimes, I don't like mexicans wanting land back.

Peter Gadwa had a wise quote -- "The mexicans would say, you can keep the mexican session land, we just want to work there."

I was a Reagan republican against sandiestas.  (just a kid)

I find the militants annoying.

Chavez was blaming the US and God said, "Japan Industrious"

I always mocked Cuba, but recently had a revelation -- in fairness compare Cuba to Mexico, not the US.

I've never programmed. I've always been a ninja.

It's spelled "ninzya".

1) 14
2) 19... I wouldn't say a ninja, but I'm a pretty good /prog/rider. It's painful to watch CS students in their sophomore/junior years who still can't program anything.

Less of this.