Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 20:49
They call it LISP#, or L# for short. This language is expected to revolutionize the world of progriding. Already, Windows NT 8, Linux Kernel 2.8, and Hurd are being rewritten in this new language.
This language will make you a slave to the evil corporations!
~Richard Stallman
This was my idea.
~Jimbo Wales
So dicking good.
~Lunis Tortevalles
Fuck.
~Gerald J. ``OpenSUSE'' Sussman
Maybe the only science I don't hate.
~Barrack Saddam Hussein Obama
The new language features and entirely new syntax that will make imperative programmers feel right at home. Lambdas have been removed, as well S-expressions, to simplify the language and make it more accessible to traditional programmers.
LISP was like gay sex, I mean, just look at the name, but we here at Microsoft have toned it down so that most people can swallow it.
~Microsoft official press statement
The language also features a new overhaul that completely integrates the language with the GUI designer that made Visual Studios so great. Microsoft claims that because only nerds use the command line, it was depreciated and was removed.
The change was long overdue.
~Microsoft VP of Cloud Computing
The changes have met some controversy however, mostly among the 13-18 male and 27-40 male demographics. An investigative reported managed to track down a man who disliked the changes. The meeting took place in his basement.
Fuck Em-Dollar Sign. I fucking hate them. The world would be so much fucking better if they would just go away! Seriously, why can't the world be free? I'm so sick of this. Why won't they just leave me alone? Haven't they taken enough from us? I post on a popular imageboard and I know that many feel the same.
~Neckbeard
The user then collapsed into tears. When asked for a response Microsoft responded:
LOLOLOL WHAT A FAG
~Steve J. Dalhmer
It seems to be a laughably one sided fight.
This language will make you a slave to the evil corporations!
~Richard Stallman
This was my idea.
~Jimbo Wales
So dicking good.
~Lunis Tortevalles
Fuck.
~Gerald J. ``OpenSUSE'' Sussman
Maybe the only science I don't hate.
~Barrack Saddam Hussein Obama
The new language features and entirely new syntax that will make imperative programmers feel right at home. Lambdas have been removed, as well S-expressions, to simplify the language and make it more accessible to traditional programmers.
LISP was like gay sex, I mean, just look at the name, but we here at Microsoft have toned it down so that most people can swallow it.
~Microsoft official press statement
The language also features a new overhaul that completely integrates the language with the GUI designer that made Visual Studios so great. Microsoft claims that because only nerds use the command line, it was depreciated and was removed.
The change was long overdue.
~Microsoft VP of Cloud Computing
The changes have met some controversy however, mostly among the 13-18 male and 27-40 male demographics. An investigative reported managed to track down a man who disliked the changes. The meeting took place in his basement.
Fuck Em-Dollar Sign. I fucking hate them. The world would be so much fucking better if they would just go away! Seriously, why can't the world be free? I'm so sick of this. Why won't they just leave me alone? Haven't they taken enough from us? I post on a popular imageboard and I know that many feel the same.
~Neckbeard
The user then collapsed into tears. When asked for a response Microsoft responded:
LOLOLOL WHAT A FAG
~Steve J. Dalhmer
It seems to be a laughably one sided fight.