They won't code up shit. They will create lots of bullshit methodologies and paradigms, adding complexity without gaining shit. They will be blogging day and night about how they heard that someone might have read in another blog that maybe someone successfully used a tomato-shaped alarm clock to boost his productivity. Being monkeys, the obvious is not so obvious to them, so they need to give names to it, and claim that they invented it as a concept of their methodology. Not knowing shit about anything of their craft, they'll shield themselves in their frameworks and "practices" with asian-inspired names, hoping that, someday, someone will notice how bravely they defend their cult.
And then they will retweet:
"Kent Beck: got stuck. wrote a test. unstuck"
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Anonymous2011-09-20 10:51
The answer to the question to the life, the universe, and everything. But you have the decode it using the right key.
Now imagine an infinite number of monkeys, typing for an infinite amount of time... That is the proof why you can't play infinitely in a Tetris game, even if you always chose the best move and live forever.