Lisp

Within a couple weeks of learning Lisp I found programming in any other language unbearably constraining.
- Dr. Steven P. 'Steve' Jobs
CEO, Apple Inc.

Proof that Lithp is for faggots.

That's funny, within a few seconds of looking at Lisp code I found programming in any other language relatively bearable.

As if Steve Jobs ever spent a couple of weeks programming. Who is dumb enough to believe that?

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Fucking troll.

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Fucking BBcode failure.

Somewhat true, but the reverse can also be true if you want to do low-level stuff and are forced to only use portable code (not a problem if you use unportable one, but then it's much easier to write unportable C than it is to write unportable Lisp).