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Rich as fuck

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 4:44

How do I get rich using programming?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 5:09

Crack into the world bank and steal a lot of money like Kevin Mitnick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 5:13

>>2
crack
programming

Uhm.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 8:28

Steal Kevin Mitnick's bank details.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 10:25

>>1
Start making applications.

No, you can't use Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 10:37

>>5
you can't use Lisp.
How else do I write a useful software? O_o

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 10:45

Rediscover ``vulnerabilities'' that have been known and safely ignored for decades and use the resulting uninformed hype to promote yourself and your worthless ideas. AKA: Dan Kaminsky / DNSSEC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 11:09

>>5
Actually using Lisp is a good idea, because nobody will ever be able resist the urge to puke while reading your code, meaning increased job security for you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 11:11

>>5
Rediscover ``recipes'' that have been known and safely ignored for decades and use the resulting uninformed hype to promote yourself and your brothless ideas. AKA: Your mom / spaghetti.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 11:34

I've always wanted to help business students cheat on piss easy Python homework for a quick buck, but the period in between which a thread is created and moderators have emailed the OP's professor is very small.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 11:39

>>10
Dude just hang right outside of CS classes frequented by business students in a large black trenchcoat. They'll come to you. Also, check my doubles.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 11:46

>>11
Why a trench coat? Shouldn't I wear a sweater vest tucked into a pair of khaki shorts?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 11:55

>>12
From your comment I have learned that not having breakfast makes it hard to puke.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 12:01

>>13
wut

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 13:37

>>1
Google for "ron dembo algorithmics"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 14:38

Name: Reentrancy 2011-09-18 14:45

Reentrancy

Which Touhou would you like to reenter in?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 15:32

>>17
Your mother.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 10:54

Develp a program that takes every fractional part of pennies on financial transations and stores it on a personal bank account.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 15:51

Make a game full of little girls fighting each other and sell it to nips and weeaboos.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 15:55

>>20
That would never sell.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 16:15

>>19
I believe that has been done and the person got caught. You can still try to do it better.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 17:27

>>20
>Make a game full of little girls fisting each other and sell it to nips and weeaboos.
fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 18:11

write a bot for some kind of mmog and farm

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 18:13

I think a fully sentient code brain would be good. One that understand and communicate natural language and model the concepts discussed etc

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 18:27

so u could talk to ur pc? what would u say?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 18:31

tits or gtfo of course

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 20:16

write a game in java that is casual enough that any idiot can play it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 20:24

>>15
Interesting story

I'm an entrepreneur, and I take big risks. But this company is funded entirely out of its own cash flow. It doesn't have any debt. It didn't use venture capital. As we were growing the company, I always kept enough cash in the bank to cover everyone's salary for six months.

"That cushion came in handy. In the early days, we had one big client, a major commercial bank, that bought into our idea and helped us to fund product development. Something like 80% of our revenue came from this bank. But I kept our head count low enough to ensure that if this client dropped dead, we could survive for another six months, using that time to find new clients.

"One day, this bank changed its mind about what it wanted to do with us. It insisted that we make major revisions in our business model. Its executives figured that because they represented 80% of our revenue, we would do as they asked. But because we had managed our risk, we didn't need them as badly as they thought we did. So we parted ways with them.

"They predicted that Algorithmics would go under. Today we're probably the world's largest risk-management software company. It all comes back to regret. I manage regret to make sure that if something big goes wrong, I'm still covered. That's what all good entrepreneurs do. You think they're out there in the middle of the desert, guns blazing, with nothing protecting them. With the smart ones, that's not the case. They always have a Plan B."

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 20:27

>>29
What would mdickie do?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 20:53

>>4
I bet that fat fuck has eaten all the royalties from his book already.

>>20,23
I'd by both.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 21:33

>>31
i see, so what i really need to do then is write a game where little girls fight over who gets to be fisted by whom. billion dollar payday here i come!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 21:56

>>1
learn python; disregard all this functional programming bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 23:04

"Make something people want."

If /prog/ is any indicator, people want shitposts.

Watch out, there's a lot of competition.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 3:03

>>11
Also, fuck off, spammer.

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