/prog/ - The best of /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 13:39

My favourite /prog/ characters:
- the "MORE LIKE" guy
- Sussix dev team
- Sleep sort guy
- The anti GC guy
- Anonix libc

These new ones are also pretty good:
- heehee =) guy
- losethos guy

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 14:13

- heehee =) guy

I despise this fuckstick with the rage of a million suns burning with the heat of millions of hells

nigga knows exactly shite about shit and keeps talking and talking. pretty much your typical annoying kid who just discovered a tutorial about php

- losethos guy

just your average skydaddy-whoring citizen of the united states

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 15:11

>>2
- heehee =) guy
I think he is actually a master level troll. You don't fit so much rage into a single post without at least some expertise.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 15:37

Yeah, the "GC is shit" guy is pretty cool.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 15:57

>>2
just your average skydaddy-whoring citizen of the united states
That's right, and imposing your point of view makes you such a better person.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 16:34

>>3
Good lord, I think you might be right!

>>5

Oh boohoo

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 16:36

>>6
back to r/atheism

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 16:42

>>7
If God exists, how come there are niggers?

Name: tdavis 2011-09-17 17:07

>>8
Ask Him!

10 i = i + 1
15 IF i > 99999 THEN PRINT ".";: i = 0
20 IF INKEY$ = "" THEN 10
30 PRINT "King James Bible, Line:", i

Line: 59386
32:3 And the eyes of them that see shall not be dim, and the ears of
them that hear shall hearken.

32:4 The heart also of the rash shall understand knowledge, and the
tongue of the stammerers shall be ready to speak plainly.

32:5 The vile person shall be no more called liberal, nor the churl
said to be bountiful.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 17:18

>>8
I'm agnostic. I just don't like when christians and atheists have their little homosexually tensed quarrels. Religion has nothing to do with programming, so keep it out ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 17:21

>>10
A lot of programmers use GCC, you never know how it compiles your code so you have to have faith in it. GCC is a religion.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 18:12

teehee guy is a parody of the real n37iwhatever

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 18:59

My last encounter with Koen Crolla was not long before he died. Koen and Carl ate dinner with Julie and me at our house. We spent the rest of the evening practicing lock picking with locks from my rather extensive collection. I still sorely miss my friend, Koen Crolla. When thinking about interesting ideas, from either physics or computation, I often ask myself, "What would Xarn think of this?"
-- Gerald Jay Sussman, MIT AI Lab, co-author of SICP

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 19:06

>>11
If you read the gcc source, you would know exactly how it compiles your code.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 19:17

the ``stop using faggot quotes'' guy

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 20:42

>>13
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 21:35

>>14
It's a religion none-the-less, it has non-deterministic output.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 22:16

>>17
>gcc
>non-deterministic
Bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 22:22

>>17
back to the imageboards, ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 23:11

>>18-19
http://harmful.cat-v.org/software/GCC

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 23:16

>>20
Alternatives to GCC
* Ken Thompson's cross-compilers collection.
* Write your code in Go instead.

AHAHAHAHAH

Name: n3n7i 2011-09-17 23:25

i am a chink please give me math

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 1:47

>>1 aww =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 2:00

http://soundcloud.com/universal-audio/chiddy-bang-mind-your-manners

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 3:02

...kind of lazy today, so just the first condition for the banana's thread...





selector = sum((b_mat > 1) .+ (b_mat == 4), 2) < 9;

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 5:11

>>21
Alternatives to MY ANUS
*Ken Thompson's cross-colons collection.
*Write MY ANUS in ^B_BCOED instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 8:28

http://soundcloud.com/iconapop/manners
^^ another one

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 10:43

>>21
This made me remember that Uriel once walked this Earth, and spammed /r/programming and HackerJews with unwanted Rob Pike-related submissions all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 11:43

>>29
Uriel
Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 11:45

>>30
You're not wanted here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 11:47

>>31
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 12:25

>>31
You're not /prog/
>>30
Welcome here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 12:43

>>32
Trolling is not what it once was, this board doesn't even know what it is. All we get is ironic shit posting, ironic in the sense it's practically impossible to post anything worth less. Bravo it's the bottom of the shit-sea...now what? Just keep at it? It's not getting any deeper, it's passe. The only bait you'll get is from lonely alcoholics, that for some reason are confined to only browse this crappy board, yet still have some sense of what's funny and what's not. So fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 12:54

>>34
from lonely alcoholics
FUCK YOU FAGSHIT I HATE YOU LE CONNARD ENCULER FASDFGDSAGA

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 12:57

>>35
stop reciting snippets from my text you ignorant pest.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 14:44

>>36
va te faire le enculer, anglo connard

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 17:58

>>35,37
go fuck a goat, cretin

>>36
you're not me, fuck off.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 23:34

>>9 Okay.

Truth against you UNIX drones.
Your first pile of shit. Keep in mind that you're writing a shotty post on 4chan, not scamming people with a weight-loss program.

The best OS is the one with the most relevant software and the most hardware compatibility.
More shit. In my point of view, the best OS complies with standards like POSIX and also has good hardware compatibility. It's entirely a matter of opinion.

Even fucking SOLARIS would be "the best" if it had the software for it.
According to the criteria you listed for "the best OS", it would also need the most hardware compatibility. Try to be consistent in what you say.

Linux is a good OS in "theory". Until they can actually break through into the desktop, productivity and other relevant markets as anything more than a toy OS (android), it's still "shit".
More shit. The following point has just as much substance:
Windows is a good OS in "theory". Until they put a picture of Ballmer defecating like your typical Western human on their start-up screen, it's still shit.

>mfw I run slackware 14, gentoo with dev-kernel builds and Windows 8
>mfw you're still fucking retarded
That's just baby talk.

>>1 I suggest being less of a whiney, shitty baby. Try getting away from your computer for a while, and try reading a few books or talking to a few humans. It'll do you good.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 23:34

>>41
Nice one, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 15:45

>>41
pfffthahahahahaha

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