/prog/ - Which Touhou would /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 17:54

I have used /2hu/ scrape to answer this very important question using SCIENCE and APPROXIMATE SQL!
Here are the irrefutable results:

      Satori |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

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             ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 1582

         Aya ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 240

        Hina |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||........ 207

        Chen |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||........ 206

      Yukari |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||............................ 125

         Iku |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||.............................. 119

       Alice ||||||||||||||||||||||..................................... 88

        Hong ||||||||||||||||||......................................... 73

        Luna |||||||||||||||............................................ 61

      Nitori |||||||||||||.............................................. 52

        Tewi |||||||||||................................................ 47

    Medicine |||||||||||................................................ 46

       Cirno ||||||||................................................... 35

      Marisa ||||||||................................................... 32

       Reimu |||||||.................................................... 28

       Sunny |||||...................................................... 21

      Parsee |||........................................................ 14

     Wriggle |||........................................................ 12

    Shanghai |||........................................................ 12

   Patchouli ||......................................................... 11

      Yuyuko ||......................................................... 9

       Sanae |.......................................................... 7

      Sakuya |.......................................................... 7

       Keine |.......................................................... 6

       Eirin |.......................................................... 6

       Youmu |.......................................................... 5

     Flandre |.......................................................... 5

   Rinnosuke |.......................................................... 5

      Reisen |.......................................................... 4

      Lyrica |.......................................................... 4

       Yuugi ........................................................... 3

      Suwako ........................................................... 3

       Suika ........................................................... 3

      Kanako ........................................................... 3

      Merlin ........................................................... 3

       Letty ........................................................... 2

      Kaguya ........................................................... 2

       Yuuka ........................................................... 2

      Tenshi ........................................................... 2

     Komachi ........................................................... 1

      Mystia ........................................................... 1

      Koishi ........................................................... 1

    Byakuren ........................................................... 1

     Remilia ........................................................... 1

      Kisume ........................................................... 1

       Rumia ........................................................... 1

      Yamame ........................................................... 1

      Utsuho ........................................................... 1

   Minamitsu ........................................................... 0

     Ichirin ........................................................... 0

      Hatate ........................................................... 0

     Shizuha ........................................................... 0

        Soga ........................................................... 0

    Minoriko ........................................................... 0

       Seiga ........................................................... 0

     Koakuma ........................................................... 0

      Kogasa ........................................................... 0

     Mamizou ........................................................... 0

Toyosatomimi ........................................................... 0

       Mokou ........................................................... 0

   Daiyousei ........................................................... 0

      Momiji ........................................................... 0

     Yoshika ........................................................... 0

      Lunasa ........................................................... 0

    Mononobe ........................................................... 0

      Nazrin ........................................................... 0

      Kyouko ........................................................... 0

   Shikieiki ........................................................... 0

NOTE: The following touhous cause too many false positives: Star, Shou, Ran, Nue, Rin. It's OK since they are pretty low-grade Touhous anyway. Guess I should have compiled my own sqlite3 binary with regex support.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 17:57

I feel so bad for you

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 17:59

Satori is a false positive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 18:02

>>3
Then please review every instance manually to provide us with an accurate count of ``Satori'' being used as a Touhou name and not as an emotion.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 18:08

Every time I see one of these Touhou threads I get tricked into looking up what "Touhou" means. Those games look really shitty.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 18:11

You >>5 are really shitty!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 18:30

Aya Shameimaroo is mai waifoo

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 21:39

Did your methodology account for variants like 「Patchy」, »Satorin« and ``gap-hag'', for great and indisputable scientific accuracy?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:06

I refuse to believe that Suwako was only mentioned 3 times in all of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:14

Sorry, I don't watch Chinese baby girl cartoons.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:17

>>10
Touhou is a game series, not anime.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:32

>>11
Same shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:37

>>8
No

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:42

>>3
Really?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 0:20

Satori

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 11:32

Sakuya

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 12:09

Penis

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 13:49

Sanae |.......................................................... 7

The rage is maximum... wait, that means only I my waifu.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 15:44

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 17:06

>>19
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 2:15

I would a Touhou

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 5:58

I would any Touhou

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 9:05

>>4
Why? It's your claim and it's totally wrong. You can't deny that. When we talk about Satori, we do not talk about the Touhou most of the time. Have you even been here longer than a month when the latest Touhou shitposting wave hit shore?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 16:23

All the following Satories are about the Touhou:

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Here you go. 1000 Satories. You're move, >>23

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 16:38

So, Touhous get a bar every fourth time they're mentioned. But Satori should have 395 bars, and he only has 360.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 18:31

>>22
I would all the Touhous

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 19:40

I would Touhou

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 23:47

I Touhou

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 0:19

I'm Touhou

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 0:35

I would >>29

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 4:25

>>30
Have you read your Touhou today?

Name: Use sage please. 2011-09-18 5:40

I like that my waifu has 0 points: her pureness devoteness to me is a miracle of the universe.

>>31
I have.

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>>31
I have played my Touhou today.

Name: White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ 2011-09-20 22:56

get out

Name: White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ 2011-09-21 6:52

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Name: White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ 2011-09-21 21:49

>>36
well aren't you edgy and cool

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 23:00

>>35-37
Touhous only please!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 0:32

"white ren" WTF

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 0:45

White Ren, please go back to /jp/!

Name: White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ 2011-09-22 0:58

>>40
s//jp///prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 1:03

>>41
sed: -e expression #1, char 7: unknown option to `s'

buttowned

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 1:03

>>41
Learn regexps, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 1:57

>>43
stop using faggot quotes

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 2:46

>>44
Where you see only quotation marks lies a sememe.
"faggot" and ``faggot'' don't have the same meaning.

``faggot quotes'' around the word ``faggot''
Don't you understand?

Which Touhou would /prog/

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