/prog/ - Amazing Startup Idea

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:50

Its like twitter but you can only type 8 letters(64bits) per message.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:52

WWW.SE.XXX

Oh damn, even too short for advertisement spam.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:54

foiled!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:58

>>2
Omit www

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:10

7-bit encoding, baby!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:18

Just use femtoup.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:25

how about 1 bit?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:26

call it "bitter"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:31

>>8
New idea for a start up, it's like twitter but instead of uploading text you upload music files. We'll call it Bitter and people will use it to send Beats.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:42

I have a better idea, it's like Twitter, except you can write as much as you want!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:43

I have a great start up idea.
It's for a getting dubs. I called it dubber.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-11 14:46

We should start a crusade to kill the non-lispers. Hows that for an idea?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:50

>>12
We need the C faggots for performance.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 15:02

>>12,13
Fuck off and die.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-11 15:08

>>13
We let the C and ASM people live, but they will be chained and only serve us as slaves.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:18

This is great! This could be coded in assembly:



derp_loop:

    call read_message    ; get message from the internet form

    mov rdi, [rax + 8]   ; message text

    mov rsi, [rax]       ; user id

    call store_message   ; store message to database

    test rax, rax        ; check for error

    jnz error

    jmp derp_loop        ; again



error:

    call ledRedOn        ; light the error led

    hlt

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:22

>>16
Too fast, rewrite that in lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:29

>>17
(exec '/usr/lib/bitter/bitter-x86)

Amazing Startup Idea

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:50

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:52

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:54

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:58

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:10

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:18

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:25

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:26

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:31

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:42

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:43

12 Name: VIPPER 2011-09-11 14:46

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 14:50

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 15:02

15 Name: VIPPER 2011-09-11 15:08

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:18

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:22

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 16:29