/prog/ - Haskell, Haskell Über Alles

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 8:51

I do enjoy a penis in my wellbleached butthole from time to time

It gives me such a warm and cozy feeling, a feeling I can recreate with the pastell coloured magic that is named Haskell

Haskell made me a different person, a better person

Haskell taught me to love

Haskell taught me to be a better lover

Haskell taught me the secrets of the anii ridings

HASKELL
HASKELL ÜBER ALLES

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 8:59

Nice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 9:18

>>2
I ride my anii
My anii I do ride
I ride my anii in the night
My anii is so tight
I ride my anii at day
Even though I'm not gay
But that's okay

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 9:44

>>1
pastell coloured magic that is named Haskell
What about the pastell coloured master spark that is named Common Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 9:50

>>4
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH THIS INSTANT HERETIC

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 10:04

Hasekell is for fags, and so is lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 11:30

>>6
ALL OF MY WARM, FUZZY, PASTELL COLOURED RAGE

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 12:14

Functional programming is for fags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 12:22

>>8
No. But purely functional programming is for fags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 12:40

>>9
No. Only pigs fail to sanitize their side effects. Dirty, filthy, pig-dogs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:01

>>10
How do you ``sanitize'' side effects?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:24

programming is for fags

Haskell, Haskell Über Alles

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