/prog/ - Autism Mysteriously Missing

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 0:44

Maybe girls will start to notice me, soon! :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 0:45

>>1
prehaps but most likely not

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 0:46

>>1
Maybe not. Girls are expert at noticing autism and flaws in social behavior(probably because of evolutionary pressure for better mate selection).

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 0:52

You have a computer, what do you need girls for? I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 2:03

>>3
But the autism is mysteriously missing, don't you see!?

>>4
Because they are sexy and I crave their affection. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 2:59

>>5
In that case, learn about fashionable style, fitness and health and the art of humour. During the early stages of dating and attraction, girls will challenge guys to see if they are a worthy mate; girls do not even know they give out these challenges, these are all unconscious behaviours. You need to recognise female challenges when they happen, and you must learn to overcome these challenges as a man.

Girls are complex creatures and this means it's much easier for girls to develop complex mental problems. Don't be afraid to break up with a girl for any reason; this is especially true when she starts to show her crazy behaviour that is normally hidden because chances are, you don't know enough about counselling and psychology to deal with the problems.

Good luck, former autist.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 3:07

I prefer waiting for AI controlled robots with realdoll-like exterior.

Name: 0n3n7 2011-09-05 6:45

...Well, no. =D You must be gentle...

..Have a true heart and good manners...
*If you can > listen to her... to what she has to say... =)

..Though dont hold the door... thats sexism..
->be yourself... listen to your heart... =)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 6:51

listen to your heart
It appears to be beating.

Name: 0n3n7 2011-09-05 7:12

...beating what? your keyboard? =)

...That's your dick not your heart... =D

Name: notalice 2011-09-05 7:16

M-M-My dick is pounding for you, 0n3n7. ♥

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 7:29

>>10
/polecat kebabs/
>>11
notalice
Back to /g/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 7:30

>>12
How's ``notalice in the name field'' related to /g/?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 7:35

>>13
Go to /g/ and find out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 8:45

>>10
/polecat kebabs, indeed/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 23:33

the pleasure of being denied the relief of farting while receiving analingus

Autism Mysteriously Missing

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 0:44

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 0:45

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 0:46

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 0:52

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 2:03

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 2:59

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 3:07

8 Name: 0n3n7 2011-09-05 6:45

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 6:51

10 Name: 0n3n7 2011-09-05 7:12

11 Name: notalice 2011-09-05 7:16

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 7:29

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 7:30

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 7:35

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 8:45

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 23:33