Bacon, eggs over easy, hash-browns. Toast with peanut butter and jam. Fruit salad and cottage cheese. Cup of coffee. Table for one. Only 30 more minutes and that's what I'm going to get down at the local diner. Only it's not really breakfest, because I spent the entire night programming. So it's more like dinner.
I live in a big city and just get breakfest for free half the time by going to a different hotel in the morning. I dress so I look like I'm traveling and have a suitcase with me, and do my best to blend in at the cafeteria where everything is free and all-you-can-eat. I've been doing it for years and haven't been caught yet.