A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
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Anonymous2011-09-02 13:01
A pack of wild Touhous.
Elegant, flying Youkais nearing your human home. Trampling your human lawn. Having a tea party with your human daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're youkais. Reimu grabs your wife and fucks her with her miko stick.
The Touhous finally dominate your household. They watch graceful spellcard fights in the sky and you are forced to be their sex slave.
Such is the downfall of Human.
A pack of wild shitposters.
Stupid, rampaging people nearing your /prog/ board. Trampling your blessed ground. Defiling it with shit posts.
And you can't do shit since they outnumber you. Their leader creates a thousand of threads and bumps them every day.
The shitposters finally dominate your board. They watch the resistance being crushed and you are forced to help them get doubles.
Such is the downfall of /prog/rider.
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Anonymous2011-09-02 13:30
Speaking of which, there is no African American Touhou.
Why?
Consider this: A horde of wild Huns.
Savage, slavering Huns nearing your borders. Trampling your crops. Stealing your livestock.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Hun leader crosses the Alps and marches on Rome.
The primal barbarians finally dominate your government. They watch circus shows and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of Roman Empire.
the pleasure of being denied the relief of farting while receiving analingus
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Anonymous2011-12-28 6:34
check out mah perfect square!
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CONSIDER THIS2011-12-28 7:25
A pack of wild C++ & Java programmers.
Savage, slavering, pure imperative programmers nearing your computer. Trampling your beatiful code. Raping your Lisp books.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Stroustrup grabs your REPL and types (quit).
The primal imperative programmers finally dominate your basement. They read barbaric books about unefficient programming and design patterns and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of Lisp programmer.
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Anonymous2011-12-30 3:51
consider my doubles
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Anonymous2011-12-30 6:07
Consider this: A pack of wild Lispers.
Autistic, lisping Lispers logging on your network. Trampling your CPUs with their interpreters. Raping your RAM with Emacs.
And you can't do shit since they're autists. The Lisper leader grabs your waifu and fucks her with his wizard cap.
The primal Lispers finally dominate your network. They watch 6.001 lectures on YouTube and you are forced to read their SICP.
Such is the downfall of /prog/.