/prog/ - David O Toole

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 20:09

David O Toole was contacted by the US Government regarding his lisp hacking.

He posted a vague warning about it on the lispgames mailing list and mentioned on the IRC that "it was all over".

All his blogs, twitter and any traces of his code have disappeared from the internet.

I've been unable to contact him in the last few months.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 14:14

>>79
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 14:27

Fuck, Xarn is kawaii.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 16:39

Fuck Xarn, it's kawaii.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 23:21

>>82
>>83
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 23:35

>>81
Did you mean: /polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-31 23:41

da land of lisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 5:47

Le Xarn is a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-01 13:20

Dubs O'Toole

Name: David O'Toole 2012-09-01 19:47

ive decided to embrace my heritage. i come from a long line of assholes. like Adam Dubh O'Tuathail. everything i type is an exact transcription of my thought process at the time of writing. dickness. this makes diagnosis easy as pie. i love it when my googling turns up a few plankton from the Tethys Ocean of bullshit that David Oh Toole has spewed in his approx 22 years on the internet, bbs, and Tomy Tutor. just enjoy, the way i, DAVID T OTOOLE OF SOUND MIND AND BODY WRITING THIS NOW, enjoy tonguing the sweet-frangranced corona/glans of a nice uncut dick when it's a guy i feel, you know, really connected with and not just a quick blow-and-go. (sorry, whites only) because i'll be squirting on these screenshots tonight as i fantasize being whipped by MensaFurries. Honestly: It's All Real. Just step back and let our thoughts repose upon the question. WHO IS david o'toole? are any of his friends described as being formspring employees? did I mention dickness. and what is Dubs? Adam Dubh

Name: David Oh Tool 2012-09-01 19:51

IS THERE A HIDDEN CONNECTION BETWEEN MENSA AND FORMSPRING?

Name: David O'Toole 2012-09-01 19:52

Note that there are valves at the ejaculatory ducts and that fluid pressure triggers the ejaculation reflex. I evidently orgasm and enjoy erogenous sensations from intense vasocongestion, emissions of sperm, ampullary gland fluid, and seminal vesicle fluid to the ejaculatory ducts valves, but without opening those valves or triggering ejaculation. I have trained myself to lock the ejaculatory duct valves closed during these emissions. The key is WHEN YOU GET VERY CLOSE TO EJACULATORY INEVITABILITY COMPLETELY RELAX ALL SEXUAL ORGAN MUSCLES, AND CEASE STIMULATION TO THE PENIS. The best way to portray this relaxation is to visualize the feeling you create when trying to initiate urination. Urinary tract muscle and prostate relaxation locks the ejaculatory ducts valves closed, even as the seminal vesicles proceed to harden and discharge. Ampullary gland fluid, sperm and seminal fluid pressure builds behind the duct valves. My assumption is that this relaxation of the prostate (which facilitates urination) locks the ejaculatory duct valves closed so as to prevent urine from backing up into the ampullary gland and seminal vesicles. Stopping stimulation to the penis and relaxation halts the emissions pressure driven progression to the hardening of the prostate and the ejaculatory inevitability.

Name: FFP 2012-09-01 19:52

Mensa is a sexist term. I demand that it be renamed to Personsa.

WYPMP

Name: David O'Toole 2012-09-01 20:08

My detailed review of "Tron: Legacy" is forthcoming.

David O Toole

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