/prog/ - if real life were programming

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 3:54



use experience;

use knowledge;



wake_up();

wash_face();



while (hungary) && (thirsty):

    food++, water++;



while (bored):

    try (internet()):

    except no_connection:

           watch_tv();



sleep++;

Name: 2011-09-01 4:09

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 4:24

What horrible language is that?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 4:24

>>1
I don't like this algorithm. It suggests that I would take in food even if I wasn't hungry anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 5:02

-while (hungary)

+while (romania)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 5:03

You forgot work || school, also >>1 + you eat only once a day.
OP fails @ algorithms.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 5:11



if (energy < 25.0) {

    if (hour > 8 && hour < 23)

        drink(coffee);

    else

        sleep;

}

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 5:46

>>1
Fuck Hungary! Romania for the win!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 7:25

>>6
no work/school for NEETs dingus

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 7:32

>>8
Gypsy detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 8:09

while (exist) life();

die();

return 0;

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 9:43

>>1
Are you saying that if life were programming, your code would be as useless and nonsensical as what you wrote here? Because that's how bad you are at life?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 11:48

>>12
you do better you set theory jew

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 12:11

>>11
If the program doesn't exist, how can it die?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 13:26

>>11
return 0;
Typical. He leaves nothing behind for his grieving loved ones.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-01 13:38

>>15
Nobody on /prog/ has loved ones. The only thing a /prog/rider leaves behind when he dies is a rag with dried cum and some fibs on his HDD.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-01 13:41

speak for yourself >>16

if real life were programming

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