if real life were programming


use experience;
use knowledge;

wake_up();
wash_face();

while (hungary) && (thirsty):
    food++, water++;

while (bored):
    try (internet()):
    except no_connection:
           watch_tv();

sleep++;

>>15
Nobody on /prog/ has loved ones. The only thing a /prog/rider leaves behind when he dies is a rag with dried cum and some fibs on his HDD.