The Question Of The Ages

Which Touhou would you like to fart in a sauna with?

A morbidly obese basement-dwelling manchild uttering ``nee-chan'' in a low, almost guttural voice. He is hunched over his keyboard, sitting awkwardly in his decaying office chair which is all but falling apart. Next to this creature is a semen-encrusted pillow featuring a pillow case with a faded picture of an anime girl, which he affectionately refers to as his ``waifu'', as he gently strokes its filthy surface with the chubby fingers of his left hand, whilst masturbating with his right. ``Nee-chan!'' the vile urchin groans. An explosion of thick, yellowish semen shoots out of his fat-buried phallus and lands on the pillow. ``Daisuki'', the autist whispers amiably, feeling accomplished. He looks the anime print in its over-sized, cold, lifeless eyes and gives a wink, as if he expected her to enjoy it if only she were real. What a great way to end the day, he thinks to himself. Before long, the beast had fallen asleep, without cleaning up, just sitting in his chair

>>2
My life in a nutshell. Fuck you, faggot.

>>2
Close, but I don't have a dakimakura or any other anime/otaku paraphernalia as I suppress my power level, even in the deepest bowels of my basement lair.

>>3-4
it's kopipe

>>5
If it's long it's always kopipe

>>6
[This] is also kopipe.

kopipe was OC at one point.

>>8
Its not kopipe because it was OC.

fucking kopipes how do they work?

>>10
back to fucking /b/, jerkface

>>10
kopipes // how do tehy work? =)
FTFY