A programmer walks by a farm and sees some RAM. He thinks, " There is not nearly enough ram here." so the programmer goes out and buys the farmer 4096 more rams. He then notices the rams are very slow at listening to commands. So he ponders and ponders until suddenly he has an idea. He'll push them all into the farmers processor. This killed the rams and caused a splashes and leaks everywhere.
and i don't fucking know i have piss poor memory management