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I LOVE J

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:57

I just recently stummbled upon this jem of a language which is competing with Haskell for my favorite. It has EXCELLENT documentation allows for both functional and object oriented programming. And part from technical reasons, it just is fun to use. Im trying to turn as many people onto it as I can

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 20:02

it's shit, and fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 20:09

When it was open-sourced a few months ago I told myself I'd take a look at it, but still haven't.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 20:15

Sounds like a pack of shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 21:48

Looks interesting. I don't know if I like all of the periods, though. I'm sure I can tolerate them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 22:03

I LOVE LISP
Looks interesting. I don't know if I like all of the parentheses, though. I'm sure I SHALL NOT FUCKING tolerate them nor people who use that shit language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 22:16

I LOVE MJ

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 22:23

>>3
>j
open-sourced
You must be joking. J is harder to read than assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 23:39

not python, not relevant!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 2:17

>>8
It's an APL derivative, you either hate it or love it.

I've noticed those in the latter category are either savants, high-IQ, or businessmen.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 8:19

If you don't comment your J code and keep your lines short, you're an idiot. (Or a code golfer.)

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 14:18

OP here, I actually used to use APL at work and loved it but they had the money for the license and there are no good open source APL implementations. But I just  love how simple it is to write complicaded programs with little code. (Its like PERL ON STEROIDS lol). And while I do like writing short scripts in it for me its yet to be seen how usefull it would be for a big project especially beause it doesnt have many libraries

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 14:37

>>12
Do you have an example of a script you would share? I'm actually curious what you'd use it for.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 14:44

if it ain't homoiconic it's crap

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 14:58

>>14
B-B-But how do you differance between functions and vaeriables? I'm so scarred...

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 15:00

>>15
uh-ah-I think you just have to treat variables like functions that evaluate to their value.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 16:07

>>12
Do you work in finance?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 18:29

>>13
unfortunately im currently away from home for about a week and am using a borrowed laptop so dont have any personal examles but their website gives some examples [urlhttp://www.jsoftware.com/jwiki/Scripts[/url]. And I have mainly been using it for classwork since I went back to school since its easier to debug so I can spend more time on the material rather than boilerplate code.
and
>>17  
I had a summer position at a midsized local morgatge firm. It was kind of funny, I was a CS major but by the end they had me doing almost as much plain old buisness as coding

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 18:33

>>18
Gotta work on your url tags there, son.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-28 23:35

>>18
I guessed it. if someone says they regularly use APL it's almost certainly something in that sector.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 9:52

>>20
And while APL still holds a special place in my heart at this point J is just more  practical . And I find both languages r eal ly allow for a fairly natural thought process

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 15:17

>>22
STOP STEALING MA MOTHERFUCKING DUBS!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 15:18

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 15:19

>>23
You've been xarned.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 16:42

>>13
I'm a novice-to-intermediate J programmer too, anything you want to see an example of?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 17:45

>>26
Sure! Anything that you find useful for everyday computing. Or some snippet you're especially proud of. It doesn't have to be related to finance. Again, I'm just curious.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 19:25

That is the ugliest syntax I have ever seen in my life. The whole thing is about as ugly as Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 19:48

>>28
And I've seen fucking Go.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 20:07

It's the inside that matters. ^____^

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 22:19

go J

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:25

>>30
emoticon
Back to /b/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:25

check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 23:37

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 1:21

I am also a J lower. I would gladly paste some great code as this place is (or was) /prog/ and people lowe (or used to lowe) to see code.
Unfortunately my dog bites my keyboard and fucked up the `\/' key so I can't ctrl+C ctrl+\/. I also use an old one-button Apple mouse and can't right-click.
Besides there is a strange kernel bug and the paste buffer seems to be always allocated at the wery same RAM address which is physically damaged due to the unusually high lewel of cosmic radiations from the Sun's last big eruption.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 1:29

>>34
fuck you faggot

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-30 5:03

I LOVE JESUS

I just recently converted to this gem of a faith which is competing with Allah for my favorite. It has EXCELLENT documentation allows for both functional and object oriented prayer. And part from technical reasons, it just is fun to use. Im trying to turn as many people onto it as I can

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