/prog/ - what do you think of my php?

Name: anonymous 2011-08-23 20:55

<?php
class Tpl{
    private static $freon_instance;
    public static $freon_doctype;
    public static $freon_meta = array();
    private static $freon_tpl_file = array();
    private static $freon_tpl_output;
    private static $freon_variables = array();

    public static function getInstance(){
   if(!self::$freon_instance){
   self::$freon_instance = new self;
   }
   return self::$freon_instance;
    }

    public static function doctype($type){
      if($type === 'html2.0'){
      self::$freon_doctype = '<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0 Level 2//EN">';
      }else if($type === 'html3.0'){
      self::$freon_doctype = '<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 3.0//EN">';
      }else if($type === 'html3.2'){
      self::$freon_doctype = '<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN">';
      }else if($type === 'xhtml1.0'){
      self::$freon_doctype = '<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">';
      }else if($type === 'xhtml1.1'){
      self::$freon_doctype = '<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">';
      }else if($tpye === 'html4.1'){
   self::$freon_doctype = '<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">';
      }else if($type === 'html5'){
      self::$freon_doctype = '<!DOCTYPE html>';
      }else{
      trigger_error('This is an invaild doctype. Please see the documentation for more help.');
      }
      return self::$freon_doctype;
    }

    public static function meta($name,$content,$lang){
      if($name === null || $content === null || $lang === null){
      Error::nyanError($msg);
      }
      self::$freon_meta = '<meta name="'.$name.'" content="'.$content.'" lang="'.$lang.'"/> ';
      return self::$freon_meta;
    }

    public static function includeFile($type,$src,$rel,$name){
      if($type === 'text/css'){
      $ret = '';
      }else if($type === 'text/javascript'){
      $ret = '';
      }else if($type ===''){
      $ret = '';
      }else if($type ===''){

      }
    }

    public static function getFile($file){
      return self::$freon_tpl_file = $file;
    }

    public static function getHtml(){
      extract(self::$freon_variables);
      ob_start();
      if(is_readable(self::getFile())){
      require self::$freon_tpl_file;
      }
      self::$freon_tpl_output = ob_get_contents();
      ob_end_flush();
    }

    public static function writeLine($str){
      self::$freon_tpl_output .= $str;
    }

    public static function output(){
   print self::$freon_tpl_output;
    }

    public static function setVariable($var){
      // todo
    }
}
?>

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 21:01

I think you are a retard, and I wish you had cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 21:05

code like this is the biggest reason that php holds a shitty reputation.

what do you think of my php?

1 Name: anonymous 2011-08-23 20:55

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 21:01

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 21:05

Name: anonymous 2011-08-23 20:55

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 21:01

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 21:05