Reasons why HTML is superior to C++
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:22
Can you write a webpage with C++?
No?
Didn't think so!
[code]
HTML 1
C++ 0
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:23
Fuck. I think he got us.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:23
I can write a webpage with C++.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:26
"Modern languages" trolling
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:29
I used to work on a phone company (a big one, now defunct).
The whole system for pricing long distance calls was implemented with webpages created in C !!!!!
printf ("<body>"); and that kind of stuff.
It was kind of horrible. Watching the mess written in C made me look for alternatives, and I found perl. And quit that job.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:30
"[...]the dominant coding languages, like HTML and C++, [...]"
-- Wired Magazine (18.05)
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:35
>>5
printf
What's the "f" for?
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:36
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 20:47
>>8
How fast are we talking?
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 21:00
>>1
...write a web page?
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
int main() {
ofstream html;
html.open("webpage.html");
html << "<HTML>\n<h1>AM I DOIN IT RITE?</h1>\n<\HTML>";
html.close();
}
Well, am I?
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 21:06
< These too.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 21:06
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-18 21:10
>>12
Damn... I tried guys.
Name:
fa(s|r)t
2011-08-18 21:31
fast as a fart
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-19 7:21
Bitches don't know 'bout my Common Gateway Interface !
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-19 9:38
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-19 11:56
Is it cool to post C++ code in /prog/
No?
Didn't think so!
[code]
bbcode 1
C++ 0
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-19 14:34
Reasons why C++ is superior to HTML
Can you parse a webpage with HTML?
No?
Didn't think so!
[code]
HTML 1
C++ 1
C++ 2
C++ 3
C++ 4 (incremented every time it's written, you get the idea)
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-20 18:43
Google has a solution for that.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-21 3:42
Name:
Anonymous
2011-08-21 3:56