cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

>>8
You can audit the code for a GNU/Linux system to verify any sort of undesirable activity.

>>8
Not if you use a free and open source operating system and drivers. Or buy laptops devoid of such devices. Such as Thinkpads, where the web-cams are optional.