cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

I got rid of my cell phone after I got tired of the exorbitant fees and contracts.

These days, I use Skype to interface with the old phone network.