cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

I do not own a cell phone because I don't enjoy having authorities know my exact location (with a 100m error or less).  Moreover, they often have backdoors so that governmental agencies can listen through an inactive (but powered-on) cellphone.  So fuck you faggot, >>1.