cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

According to my theories, all hardware design programs have been infected so all hardware contain virus. Even if one codes machine code, ones applications are still sending data to Illuminati or reptilians or some 3rd party (I'm not sure which).

That's why I'm using my own hand designed and hand built computer. Only way this could be compromised is that my brains are infected by virus.