cell phone programming

does anyone here have any programming language interpreters or compilers on their cellphone for knocking out a little bit of code to pass the time? I think it would be easy to compile tinyscheme or guile to most celular platforms. I think Lua is the most popular language to get ported to cellphones.

certain persons who are delusionally paranoid that black helicopters will swoop down and wisk them away to a gulag if they turn on a cell phone need to contribute to this discussion

We have demonstrated quite conclusively that the security Linux is not easily verifiable, (when was the last time you audited the entire kernel through a logic probe?)

Illuminati and NWO red herrings aside, the NSA is perfectly capable of such a feat (see: differential cryptanalysis, stuxnet et al), pretending otherwise is naive to say the least.