Black programmer quotes

/prog/ I've noticed we don't really talk about black programmers. I happen to find this strange as I know quite a few black programmers who I find quite insightful. I would like to share a quote from one of my friends who happens to be a black programmer.

"Yo dawg, some ppl think dat when they be facin' 98 bitch problems they'll just use some Ra-gex! Nigger, now dey be havin' 99 problems (but a bitch ain't one.) munches watermelon."

If you have any more "nigger" programmer quotes you would like to share /prog/ please go ahead.

"Yo dawg fuck off back to gee mudafuka!"

"Yo dawg, we heard you like recursion; so we invented Lisp!"

"Heard of dat whitey runnin' da 100m in less than 10s? Thats nigger job! We demand some positive action as payback, bitch. One of our nigger black people must be granted an IQ over 100!"

what is a nigger? how can is nigger? these are the questions that nigger nigger.

>>5
FIRST U MUST TO BE BLACK SKIN. BUT IS NOT ONLY. YOU ALSO MUST TO LIVE WITH WHITER PEOPLE WHO WILL NOTICE THAT IS YOUR VERY BLACK. AND THYRD* YOU MUST TO FUCK UP ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT A BLACK MAN TO BE AND BE VERY VERY FUCKED UP AND NERVOUS AND STUPID THING TO DO AND THEN IS YOUR A REAL NIGGER AND BE CALL A NIGGER.

*Y IS DA NIGGERGRAM FOR I

Was good friends with a black programmer, ethical hacker I had met online. He spoke proper English, however. I lol'd when he said to me once, "I think I might be the only black guy who actually attempts to speak properly.". xD

He was pretty damn smart, imo.

Haven't talked to him in about two years though. :/

I know a black programmer.
He works at NASA.
Doing things you could only dream of
_{True Story}

YO Dawg check it this is the language halo was programmed from

>>8
Is his name Bubba? I think I know that guy . . . he's the janitor.

This thread is shit.

>>11
^{Roses are red,
violets are blue;
This thread is shit,
and so are you!}

Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Niggers are red
Niggers are blue
If you open Photoshop
And fuck with the hue

>>13
/fit/ on /prog/.

I wouldn't have believed to live to see this day.

>>14
Hi, Arnold.  How's your job as a gigolo going?

>>15
How can you believe when Zyzz is dead?

>>17
zyzz my anus

>>13
You forgot "Awesome pics"!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Threat