Black programmer quotes

/prog/ I've noticed we don't really talk about black programmers. I happen to find this strange as I know quite a few black programmers who I find quite insightful. I would like to share a quote from one of my friends who happens to be a black programmer.

"Yo dawg, some ppl think dat when they be facin' 98 bitch problems they'll just use some Ra-gex! Nigger, now dey be havin' 99 problems (but a bitch ain't one.) munches watermelon."

If you have any more "nigger" programmer quotes you would like to share /prog/ please go ahead.

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