java to c++


public class ``Faggot" {
    public void die();
}

static void main(String ``Faggots") {
    new ``Faggot"(){
        public void die() {
            suicide;
        }
    };
}

how would i port the following code to c++? mainly the part inside static void main method.

Sepples Eleven from Java direction translation version:

class Faggot
{
public:
    virtual void die() = 0;
};

int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    class DummyFaggot : public Faggot
    {
    public:
        virtual void die() override {
           suicide();
        }
    };

    DummyFaggot f; // no need to use the heap, that's for bakas!
    return 0;
}

Sepples Eleven non-faggot translation version (considering the original program is essentially a no-op):

int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
    return 0;
}

>>12-san here

Forgot to mention to all of the other posters, but when does the die method on the faggot anonymous class actually get called? It doesn't. He's just creating object on the GC heap of that anonymous type, that's all. So why are you all calling die in your posts? Am I the only one who can program in both Java and C++ (including Sepples Eleven).

JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING RETARD, YOU CLOSE \`\`PROPER QUOTES\'\' WITH TWO APOSTROPHES.

>>14
what are you doing ``Faggot''

>>15
Is this what /prog/ has come to, people who don't even know what escaped characters are?

Well \`\`faggot\'\', get the fuck back to whatever shitty hole you came from.

>>16
The fact that you're using escape characters on a text board makes you look like a moron, ``Faggot''

The way you type make you look like a moron all the time, fuck off or at least have the decency to sage your shitty posts.

>>18
fuck off, ``Faggot''. Go back to the imageboards

while(1) {
puts("dick in my anus");
}

DON'T FORGET TO COMPILE WITH -STD=GNU99 because GNU/LINUX IS AN STD

>>20
while(your_mom_shoves_her_dildo_up_my_anus) {
  /* Pray she doesn't want to video tape this session */
}

>>21
#define >>21 ``Faggot''