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Programming Language for Business Success

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 12:22

Hey /prog/
I've been programming in Scheme and Perl for a while now but I really can't find any jobs that need those languages.

What programming languages would help me get a decent programming job?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 12:24

Sadly, Java.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 12:25

>>2

Jeez, really? :( I was hoping it wouldn't come to that...

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 12:54

>>3
Well, either that or search harder.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 16:39

i work in perl. i just found another perl job. one perl offer in 2 years...!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 16:41

on the other side. i receive 2 java offers per week

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 16:54

If you restrict your job options to the type of language needed, you are dumb and probably a bad programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:00

>>7
9/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:04

>>1
That wouldn't even make it past HR at my job. Cripes. Take up something easier. Like stocking the shelves at your local grocery store.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:15

>>9
what a fag you are. such a shame. now off you go, you're needed at the cash register

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:16

>>10
kodak_gallery_faggot detected

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:21

>>10
what a fag you are. such a shame. now off you go, you're needed at the cash register

I'm a Senior Software Engineer at Kodak you homo. I reject fags like you after the first technical interview.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:23

>>10,12
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:25

>>13
Nope. Try again ADD bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:26

>>14
Please sage your posts for the benefit of all /prog/ users.

Name: Darkr 2011-08-07 19:34

Java, C, C++, C#, PHP, Objective-C.  The weenies (Lisp, Haskell, Prolog, and other niche programmers) like to believe otherwise but they live on another planet.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 19:36

>>16
I remember you. Please go fuck yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 21:34

If your a bit 'artsy' HTML / Javascript...
Assuming people still make new webpages....(Surely?)

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 21:42

Yeah, probably learn Java. Or C++, but it's complicated and less important now than it once was. Objective-C is good for iPhone, Ruby or Python + Rails or Django for web development (these are trendy right now).

But your best bet is Java. Also, if you have enough languages on your resume, in enough different areas, good employers will expect that you can learn a new language in a week or two.

Java isn't even that terrible, it's a stupid frustrating language in a lot of ways, but that's because it's designed specifically for large enterprise projects with hundreds of mediocre programmers. And for that it works great. Also, the JVM is very fast now, almost as good as C++, and cross-platform.

If you want to learn a "good" language too, why not learn Java and then Clojure, which is lisp but integrated with the JVM and Java libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 21:50

>>19
it's designed specifically for large enterprise projects with hundreds of mediocre programmers.
Yes, James Gosling specifically designed Java for large enterprise projects with hundreds of mediocre programmers.

Dumb ass.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2011-08-07 21:51

>>19
Someone has a clue....

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2011-08-07 21:53

>>20
Yes, James Gosling specifically designed Java for large enterprise projects with hundreds of mediocre programmers.

Actually Java, which was originally called Oak, was conceived by programming god Bill Joy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 22:09

ooc.religion.BillJoy

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 22:16

>>20
It was kind of dumb of me to say that, because I don't actually know the history of Java. (A part of my brain thought I did, which is why I typed it).

But I think the general idea is still true, which is that heavy object-orientation and lots of boilerplate code are good for lots of mediocre programmers to work together.

BTW what was Java designed for? Just to be an easy object-oriented language?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 22:52

I just know the basic shit, html, js, a bit of php and sql, (currently learning C++...its...a work in progress.) and I've gotten two requests to design websites in the past month so far. One guy was on a budget of 150 (USD) and the other was just 35 (USD). Just knowing basic shit can get you some money. Both requests were just for simple forum board website. New websites are constantly popping up on teh interwebz, amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 23:08

>>22
If you watch the documentary Triumph of the Nerds you'll hear Bill Joy say in his own words that he gave James Gosling a team of developers to work on whatever he wanted to work on. Java is what ended up surviving that experiment. Bill Joy had very little to do with it early on.

>>24
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Write_once,_run_anywhere

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 0:25

>>26
Yes, but the other fag was (incorrectly) implying that Java was conceived by James Gosling.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 1:02

COBOL
C++/C
JAVA
NET
PERL
PHP
BBC

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 1:13

>>28
oh and ADA

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 3:23

>>29
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 5:03

Java, PL/SQL, ABAP and what not.

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