Programming Language for Business Success

Hey /prog/
I've been programming in Scheme and Perl for a while now but I really can't find any jobs that need those languages.

What programming languages would help me get a decent programming job?

Java, C, C++, C#, PHP, Objective-C.  The weenies (Lisp, Haskell, Prolog, and other niche programmers) like to believe otherwise but they live on another planet.