Javascript's "this" is garbage

An example (using chrome console)

> console.log("anus")
anus

> importantInfo = console.log
> importantInfo("anus")
TypeError

This fails because console.log needs a "this" that is console

> importantInfo = console.log.bind(console)
> importantInfo("anus")
anus

No big deal, but this comes up a lot if you do any javascript programming. Something will fail weirdly and it's because the dumb function wants a different "this". As a result, you're constantly binding functions because of uneccessary hidden coupling between things.

too bad your js shit is bloated

javascript is WEB SCALE

>>1
using browser I/O
blames shit syntax on the language
if you get tired of refreshing webpages to read program I/O then try this:
http://www.jsdb.org/

>>4

this issue has nothing to do with browser I/O. are you "trolling" me or something???F???U????C????K??????O????F????F????

<img onmouseover="Swapimage();" XRef="Newimage">
..
<script>
function Swapimage(){
this.src=loadPicture(this.XRef);
}

...This not too bad? =)

LOL... "Java Script is WEBSCALE" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Web Scale is architecture based, not language based.

Think I'm joking?
- Explain Facebook, which uses PHP.

Where's your god now?

"this" and "new" are both garbage. Don't use them if you can help it.

malloc and scanf are both garbage.  Don't use them if you can help it.

>>9
except you really don't need this or new. You can use literal objects and closed over variables for all persistent values. And it's better.

<-- just got myself some dubz, losers