Robust enterprise platform

http://www.lucidimagination.com/blog/2011/07/28/dont-use-java-7-for-anything/

Correctly optimizing loops ain't easy, let's do enterprise instead!

AbstractSingletonProxyFactory

AbelsonSussmanParensFactory

class AbelsonSussmanParensFactory {
    public static void main(String argv[]) {
        System.out.println("(((((((())))))))");
    }
}

Because unit testing is for Ruby-using hipsters.
In this house we use the waterfall model and we like it!
Java is already better than COBOL, we don't need any more features.