Why is Java so bad?

Because.

It's because of the garbage collection.

>>3
Oh no we're not going to have that thread again.

>>3
Java can't garbage collect itself.

JVM is a bloated POS.
Java does OOP wrong: should use multimethods, types and classes should not be the same thing (manually separating interfaces is annoying)
Java does functional stuff wrong: should have lambdas instead of (or maybe in addition to) inner and anonymous classes
everything should be an object
fuck everything about static scope
fuck needing a separate file for every class
fuck the way the generics system works

and many other issues

>>6
Java 7 will deliver lambdas.

So much fucking boilerplate

Light roast, no cream, idiot.

Well there's different preferences.
Personally I prefer cappuccinos

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>>7
Java 8. In 2 years. 2 fuckin years!

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