Glory of 2ch unix board
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 5:37
Story of how 2ch's unix board optimized Perl to increase performance by 90% and save 2ch
http://coolsummer.typepad.com/kotori/files/unix.swf
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 6:17
unix.swf
The irony.
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 8:10
coolsummer
The irony.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 9:57
optimized Perl
The irony.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 10:03
It's really funny that moot bitches about bandwidth consumption while he could very easily reduce it by OPTIMIZING VROOM VROOM the HTML layout of Futa llaby and by removing the imageboards.
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 10:04
Gzip compression, huh, cool shit bros. PHP would have done it easier.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 10:07
>>5
Both Yotsuba and Shii
t chan are
UNOPTIMIZED AS FUCK .
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 11:07
>>7
I can write it in Cee, and it will out perform everything that exists right now. Of course it would have <3 users per month
9
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 11:09
Anyway, why no one write nginx modules which are like Futaba but in Cee?
10
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 11:47
>>1
Good job of that guy, translating just the beggining, so I can not understand 90% of that japanese shit.
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 11:51
>>8
I can write it in Cee, and it will out perform everything that exists right now. Of course it would have <3 users per month
Write it in Common Lisp, and /
prog /'s userbase will come, so that you will have more than 2 users.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 14:02
>>11
But then it'd be slow as cudders dipped in molasses!
13
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 14:30
>>12
cons is slow, not cdr
14
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 14:33
>>13
append is slow, not cons
15
Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 14:44
Use car only.
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 14:59
>>14
Python is slow, not Lisp.
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 15:58
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 17:40
nice ^_^
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-24 18:34
/prog/riders will never be useful ;_;
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-25 0:37
/prog/riding all teh way to ronery life
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-25 18:41
(watching video)
sudo chown CATS /base/yours/* -R
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-25 19:10
(watching video)
Valid CL code!
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-26 0:06
Gonna prepend a QUOTE to the entire thread and make it valid CL code.
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Anonymous
2011-07-26 3:23
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2011-07-26 3:26
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2011-07-26 3:31
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Anonymous
2011-07-26 3:35
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Anonymous
2011-07-26 3:40
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-07-26 6:30