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Glory of 2ch unix board

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 5:37

Story of how 2ch's unix board optimized Perl to increase performance by 90% and save 2ch

http://coolsummer.typepad.com/kotori/files/unix.swf

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 6:17

unix.swf

The irony.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 8:10

coolsummer

The irony.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 9:57

optimized Perl

The irony.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 10:03

It's really funny that moot bitches about bandwidth consumption while he could very easily reduce it by OPTIMIZING VROOM VROOM the HTML layout of Futallaby and by removing the imageboards.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 10:04

Gzip compression, huh, cool shit bros.  PHP would have done it easier.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 10:07

>>5
Both Yotsuba and Shiitchan are UNOPTIMIZED AS FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 11:07

>>7
I can write it in Cee, and it will out perform everything that exists right now. Of course it would have <3 users per month

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 11:09

Anyway, why no one write nginx modules which are like Futaba but in Cee?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 11:47

>>1
Good job of that guy, translating just the beggining, so I can not understand 90% of that japanese shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 11:51

>>8
I can write it in Cee, and it will out perform everything that exists right now. Of course it would have <3 users per month
Write it in Common Lisp, and /prog/'s userbase will come, so that you will have more than 2 users.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 14:02

>>11
But then it'd be slow as cudders dipped in molasses!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 14:30

>>12
cons is slow, not cdr

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 14:33

>>13
append is slow, not cons

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 14:44

Use car only.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 14:59

>>14
Python is slow, not Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 15:58

>>16
Not slow, pythonic.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 17:40

nice ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 18:34

/prog/riders will never be useful ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 0:37

/prog/riding all teh way to ronery life

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 18:41

(watching video)
sudo chown CATS /base/yours/* -R

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 19:10

(watching video)
Valid CL code!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 0:06

Gonna prepend a QUOTE to the entire thread and make it valid CL code.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 3:40

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 6:30

>>28
aka "talking horse"

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