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perfect chair table adjustment

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 5:21

im going to buy me a new self made tabel (90*300) do u know a way to adjust anything perfect since u guys never leave the house i was thinking u must know

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 5:43

using tables for layout is so 2000s

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 6:03

im going to buy me a new self made tabel
to buy me
self made tabel
buy
self made
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spoiler

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 12:35

ohhh noes i meant a table well my english skils might suck but at least im not some shity code monky AIMIRIGHT??!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 12:44

>>4
some shity code monky
You must be new here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 13:46

>>5 u are right code monkey implies that some one would employ a BBC expert

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 16:18

Important: you need to make place for a cable to sit on the table or you may find yourself in real trouble later on!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 16:19

>>7
cable
I mean cat.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 22:19

>>7-8

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 23:24

>>7
cable
And this is how bugs are made

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-13 22:58

hover your mouse over my blue name to check mah sage

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-13 23:05

>>11
You bastard

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-13 23:41

13 July 2011

   The US Government is due to establish a Federal Programming Administration (FPA) over the next few weeks. During this time, government officials will be screening individuals for administrative positions and will be laying the groundwork for guidelines which all software companies will soon be required to follow.
   Under these guidelines, all computer code will be required to meet a level of quality. "Obviously, there is a lot of code in the market already," explains government technical expert Ryan Jennings. "Thus, the FPA will only screen software by a complaint-by-complaint basis." Jennings goes on to describe a couple of the guidelines. "In the future, programs will have to start up in less than a couple of seconds. The programs themselves have to be programmed in one of the many enterprise languages which are widespread in use, such as Java, VB.NET, and PHP. Remember, a positive user experience is everything here and the FPA will ensure that it happens."
   US Congress is due to pass a set of laws in the future which will halt the distribution of computer software deemed "low-quality" by the FPA. According to Jennings, "The goal here is to lower and eventually eliminate the already high amount of poor quality software. Top issues in the agenda include the elimination of functional programming, a sub-par programming practice, and particularly open-source software. Open-source software is seen as destructive to the economy so we already have plans to ban its production." The screening process is estimated to be completed in a few days. "It's only a matter of time, but I'm certain this is going to work out. I really see a bright future in the computer industry."

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