/prog/ - Girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 8:57

Does your girlfriend help you with programming?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 9:00

Yes. Sukiimo-chan is a very good at programming.

Name: VIPPER 2011-07-09 9:04

Stop with the shitthreads.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 9:07

>>3
Who is moderating /prog/ actually?

Name: VIPPER 2011-07-09 9:09

>>4
Nobody, incase you are new here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 9:12

>>5
I'm not new. But I assume there must be at least someone checking the board, in case links to CP get posted.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 9:40

>>6
We report such material to the mods at IRC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 10:00

If blowing me while I read SICP counts as help then yes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 11:06

girlfriend
back to /xkcd/

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 12:33

>>7
/prague/ IRC? WHY I WASN'T IFNORMED?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 13:48

>>3,5,9
Go fuck an autistic nigger.

>>10
It's just #4chan on rizon. Nothing glittery about it. Be careful though; a lot of deranged people frequent it. You might want to use a proxy and avoid giving any information that could identify you.

>>1
I know what a friend is, but I don't understand this "girl-" prefix. Is this some programming concept relevant to my interests?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 14:02

>>11
they are implementing girlfriend functions on SEPPLECOCKS

not sure of the effect, though

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 15:12

>>11
It's a class that can touch your privates.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-10 1:31

>>11
It's a class that frequently touches your privates

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-10 16:12

Damn. Gotta gets me a girlfriend!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-10 17:53

I spend a lot of time thinking about penis in vagina

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 0:16

>>16
With my girlfriend, I don't have to.
I just read SICP while I have penis in vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 0:40

>>17
SICP? Such low standards.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 7:16

>>13-14
That's not a good idea as it breaks encapsulation and it is against enterprise best practices. Girlfriends are an antipattern.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 7:32

>>16
SQL, Lisp, and Haskell are the only programming languages that I've seen where one spends more time thinking about penis in vagina than typing.

-- Anal Greenspun.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 7:34

>>20
Excellent!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 7:43

Finally, I'll say that learning to create software changes you and makes you different. Not better or worse, just different. You may find that people treat you harshly because you can create software, maybe using words like "nerd". Maybe you'll find that because you can dissect their logic that they hate arguing with you. You may even find that simply knowing how a computer works makes you annoying and weird to them.

To this I have just one piece of advice: they can go to hell. The world needs more weird people who know how things work and who love to figure it all out. When they treat you like this, just remember that this is your journey, not theirs. Being different is not a crime, and people who tell you it is are just jealous that you've picked up a skill they never in their wildest dreams could acquire.

You can code. They cannot. That is pretty damn cool.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 7:47

>>22
Your social skills are still poor.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 12:32

>>23
My testing was done on a dual Xeon E4650 with 24 GB of RAM and a Radeon 6970 GPU

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 13:08

You can code. [...]. That is [...] cool.
SURE IT IS,
NERD

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 13:50

>>22 enjoy your america where stupidity is an invaluable asset
>>23 faggot
>>24 faggot
>>25 fagstorm

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 14:24

>>26 eat shit and die phython faggot i fucking hate you i hoep u die of prostate cancer

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 14:27

http://human-stupidity.com/stupid-dogma/teenage-sexuality/get-a-lawyer-before-courting-34-precautions-before-risking-sex-with-a-woman/

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 14:44

>>27
fuck you faggot

>>28
what the fuck

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 15:07

>>28
Oh man, you Americans sure crack me up every time!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 15:36

>>30
How do you enjoy being ruled by a former KGB agent?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 15:46

>>31
How do you enjoy being ruled by ruthless multinationals?

>>33 Nice dubz, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 15:53

<-- check 'em

>>32
thanks bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 16:58

No, she does not.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 17:40

>>31
I don't know about you but to me it sounds like a very pleasant experience.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 20:17

the pleasure of being ruled by a former KGB agent

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 4:34

>>28
Only in america!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 7:20

>>31
How do you enjoy being ruled by a former KGB agent?
How do you enjoy being ruled by an active KGB agent?

http://www.americanfreepress.net/html/global_elite_picked_obama_171.html

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 10:03

>>38
cool conspiration theory bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 10:52

What about constipation theories? Are there any?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 15:08

>>40
http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?1631581-Are-constipation-theories-about-911-still-strong-cz-thrs-some-very-convincing-videos

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1 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 8:57

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 9:00

3 Name: VIPPER 2011-07-09 9:04

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 9:07

5 Name: VIPPER 2011-07-09 9:09

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 9:12

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 9:40

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 10:00

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 11:06

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 12:33

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 13:48

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 14:02

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16 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-10 17:53

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19 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 7:16

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21 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-11 7:34

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