On my first day of cs my professor said that C was a functional programming language. I stood up, called him a ``faggot'' and walked out.
True Story.
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Anonymous2011-07-07 10:39
>>8
It actually is, you faggots have been using it the wrong way.
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Anonymous2011-07-07 10:57
How do I like this?
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Anonymous2011-07-07 11:02
On my first day of cs my professor said that glBegin was the main way of rendering using OpenGL. I stood up, called him a ``deprecated faggot'' and walked out.
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Anonymous2011-07-07 13:55
It's definitely necessary to break out emacs and modify that Perl script.
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Anonymous2011-07-07 13:59
>>5
>he thinks there's a hierarchy on 4chan that indicates a class difference between those on text boards and those on imageboards
laughingwhores.NET
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Anonymous2011-07-07 14:02
>>1
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>first day cs
>professor is using some hipster bullshit called ``vim''
>stand up
>say ``hey dude, check out my vimrc. Fork me on Github.''
>professor says ``cool dotfiles, bro!''
>*fistpump*
>sit down
>last day of 6.01
>only went to class once
>getting a F
>go to professor's office
>ask him what I can do to to get an A
>`anything?' he asks
>`Anything.' I say
>he tells me to shut his door
>he stands up and tells me to get on my knees
>starts unbuckling pants
>feel really girly all of a sudden
>i have a huge boner, take my pants off too
>forgot that i was wearing my panties underneath
>his pants drop to the floor
>he notices my panties
>`you really are a fag, aren't you' with a huge smirk
>oh god, my penis is about to explode
>`well if your so used to this, maybe we can skip this part and go straight to the ass fucking'
>his penis is bulgding with veins
>my penis is leaking precum through my panties im so hot
>professor slaps me in the face with his dick
>cum in my panties instantly
>he grabs my hair and pulls me up
>pushes me over the desk
>he's pushing my head down so hard i can feel the letters BELSO on his name plate
>he rips my panties off
>he whispers my name slowly but I only hear it in the distance `[sup][sub]Ano[sup][sub]n[sup][sub]y[sup]m[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]...~'
>the thought of being dominated so forefully make me erect again
>he's controling my ass with his hands as he gets ready to do it
>he moans my name again, much louder `Ano[sup][sub]ny[sup][sub]mo[sup]s[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]...~'
>he's almost ready to stick it in!
>he says my name normally `Anonymous'
>the whole room shakes
>I wake up in the classroom
>Hal Abelson is standing over the seat where I had been sleeping in
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ATTEMPT @2012-10-08 0:59
>last day of 6.01
>only went to class once
>getting a F
>go to professor's office
>ask him what I can do to to get an A
>`anything?' he asks
>`Anything.' I say
>he tells me to shut his door
>he stands up and tells me to get on my knees
>starts unbuckling pants
>feel really girly all of a sudden
>i have a huge boner, take my pants off too
>forgot that i was wearing my panties underneath
>his pants drop to the floor
>he notices my panties
>`you really are a fag, aren't you' with a huge smirk
>oh god, my penis is about to explode
>`well if your so used to this, maybe we can skip this part and go straight to the ass fucking'
>his penis is bulgding with veins
>my penis is leaking precum through my panties im so hot
>professor slaps me in the face with his dick
>cum in my panties instantly
>he grabs my hair and pulls me up
>pushes me over the desk
>he's pushing my head down so hard i can feel the letters BELSO on his name plate
>he rips my panties off
>he whispers my name slowly but I only hear it in the distance `Anonym...~'
>the thought of being dominated so forefully make me erect again
>he's controling my ass with his hands as he gets ready to do it
>he moans my name again, much louder `Anonymos[/sub]...~'
>he's almost ready to stick it in!
>he says my name normally `Anonymous'
>the whole room shakes
>I wake up in the classroom
>Hal Abelson is standing over the seat where I had been sleeping in
>`If you'd like to sleep, you can do it in your own bed, or you can join us'
>it was all a dream
>>29 `
>you will never get fucked in the ass by Abelson, much less Sussman
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Anonymous2013-01-01 15:35
>first day CS
>professor is using some hipster bullshit called 'maclisp'
>stand up
>call him a macfag
>walk out
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Anonymous2013-01-01 15:44
>first day CS
>professor is using some hipster bullshit called 'macros'
>stand up
>call him a macfag
>walk out
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Anonymous2013-01-01 16:01
>first day CS
>professor is eating some hipster bullshit called 'macaroni'
>stand up
>call him a macfag
>walk out
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Anonymous2013-01-01 16:06
>first day CS
>professor is listening some hipster bullshit called 'macumba'
>stand up
>call him a macfag
>walk out
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Anonymous2013-01-01 16:12
>first day CS
>professor is dancing some hipster bullshit called 'macarena'
>stand up
>call him a macfag
>walk out
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Anonymous2013-01-01 16:13
>>10
Are you asking how to upvote a world4ch post?
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Anonymous2013-01-01 16:19
>first day cs
>professor is in a wheelchair
>stand up
>laugh
>walk out
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Anonymous2013-01-01 16:28
>first day CS
>professor is LE SUSSMAN
>raging boner
>fap off
>'maculated' with semen
>LE SUSSMAN call me a macfag
>cry
>kill myself
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Anonymous2013-01-01 16:49
>first day /prog/
>/prog/essor is using some hipster bullshit called 'BBCOED'
>be jewish
>call him a cretin
>stay on the board forever shillposting for JIDF because jewish and thus can't work any legitimate jobs